| 30 August 2005 |
MISSY HIGGINS! LOL!
MISSY HIGGINS MISSY HIGGINS MISSY HIGGINS MISSY HIGGINS MISSY HIGGINS MISSY HIGGINS MISSY HIGGINS MISSY HIGGINS MISSY HIGGINS MISSY HIGGINS MISSY HIGGINS MISSY HIGGINS MISSY HIGGINS MISSY HIGGINS MISSY HIGGINS MISSY HIGGINS MISSY HIGGINS MISSY HIGGINS MISSY HIGGINS MISSY HIGGINS MISSY HIGGINS MISSY HIGGINS MISSY HIGGINS MISSY HIGGINS MISSY HIGGINS MISSY HIGGINS MISSY HIGGINS MISSY HIGGINS MISSY HIGGINS MISSY HIGGINS MISSY HIGGINS MISSY HIGGINS MISSY HIGGINS MISSY HIGGINS MISSY HIGGINS
IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD OF MISSY HIGGINS THEN YOU ARE STUPID OR SOME KIND OF LOSER RETARD WHO DOESN'T LIVE ON EARTH1!!!
I seriously love Missy Higgins! She is the best thing to come out of Melbourne since the greek invaded our culture. I think the world needs to know a LOT more about Missy Higgins. Hearing 8 different songs in one hour on the radio just isn't enough as far as i'm concerned. My day would effectivly be ruined if I didn't hear at LEAST three of her songs on the way to work, and on the way home from work. The great thing about her is that all of her songs sound the same so it's like listening to one HUGE MISSY HIGGINS SONG!!!!!111 Whenever I hear about her I get sooooo excited. I have made some COOL pictures of what Missy Higgins could do if she didn't do singing!!!! (LET'S HOPE SHE WILL SING FOREVER THO LOL1!!")
LOOK OUT JEDI LOL!!
IF ONLY IT WERE TRU!
LOOK OUT SHE IS IN THE SWAt!
TIME TRAVEL TO BLACK AND WHITE DAYS.
MISSY HIGGINS 4 LYF!!!!
IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD OF MISSY HIGGINS THEN YOU ARE STUPID OR SOME KIND OF LOSER RETARD WHO DOESN'T LIVE ON EARTH1!!!
I seriously love Missy Higgins! She is the best thing to come out of Melbourne since the greek invaded our culture. I think the world needs to know a LOT more about Missy Higgins. Hearing 8 different songs in one hour on the radio just isn't enough as far as i'm concerned. My day would effectivly be ruined if I didn't hear at LEAST three of her songs on the way to work, and on the way home from work. The great thing about her is that all of her songs sound the same so it's like listening to one HUGE MISSY HIGGINS SONG!!!!!111 Whenever I hear about her I get sooooo excited. I have made some COOL pictures of what Missy Higgins could do if she didn't do singing!!!! (LET'S HOPE SHE WILL SING FOREVER THO LOL1!!")
LOOK OUT JEDI LOL!!
IF ONLY IT WERE TRU!
LOOK OUT SHE IS IN THE SWAt!
TIME TRAVEL TO BLACK AND WHITE DAYS.
MISSY HIGGINS 4 LYF!!!!
| 08 May 2005 |
Nothing.
| 23 March 2005 |
Ring-a-ding-ding!
Everyone remember Banana Phone? Yes/No_
Well I do, and if you haven't seen it before click here.
Well whilst it's probably not any special news to most of the Internet, I went out and found where the non-time warped version of the song originally came from.
A 1994 album titled, that's right, "Banana Phone" by artist Raffi:
And because i'm such an awesome guy, I have downloaded and uploaded the song for you to download yourself! ... Makes sense?
Click here to download MP3 (96K/second), (2.24MB).
Well I do, and if you haven't seen it before click here.
Well whilst it's probably not any special news to most of the Internet, I went out and found where the non-time warped version of the song originally came from.
A 1994 album titled, that's right, "Banana Phone" by artist Raffi:
And because i'm such an awesome guy, I have downloaded and uploaded the song for you to download yourself! ... Makes sense?
Click here to download MP3 (96K/second), (2.24MB).
Click here to download MP3 (96K/second), (2.24MB).
| 18 March 2005 |
The million dollar question.
You know, people often ask me: "Chris, how come you never became a pre-teen black rapper?"
Well here's one reason:
DAMN DAWG, YOU AIN'T ALL DAT!!
Yeah, that's Lil Bow Wow.
And whilst being able to get all the ghetto ho's I could ever hope for into my crib, is the popularity really worth it?
Lil Bow Wow (hereafter abbreviated as LBW, because typing it sucks) has a huge fan base of pure idiots.
I went looking on the internets for fan sites of LBW, and found a perfect example of the trash following he has. Beware your eyes! And allow me to paste some quotes from that sites guestbook:
What the fuck?:
"hey bow wow so what ya up 2 then it is gd in show bis i can really sing so my mom says bt i dont really no what to do go for it or leave my talet hidden plz plz plz plz plz plz plz help me by the way great song with jo jo !! u go for it give me a e mail some time to tell me what ya thing bout my question i thought i wud talk to u coz yr like my age n you'll understand me more if your a teen love ya loads bex xxxxx"
Please die:
"hey bow wow this is ur gurl shenika. and all i wanna say 2 the bitches that r hatin or me and u is: EaSt 2 dA sEa, WeSt 2 dA lAnD,dEaTh 2 Da B!TCH wHo ToUcHeS mY mAn LOVE UR GIRL: SHENIKA"
Go tha ho:
"hi wats up my name is edwina i'm 17, so let do somtin in bed i love u pretty eye and urFINE!!!!!! and u are my honey!!!!!!! my i have to go"
Yeah, that should just about do it for that section.
So now it's time for some LBW facts:
Real name: Shad Moss.
Old title (before LBW): Kid Gangsta.
Favourite sport: Basketball.
Favourite color: Blue, Black & Red.
Favourite food: Italian.
Favourite body part: The ear (wtf).
Lawyer: David Kokais (A regular name on fan sites, I guess he uses him a lot)
Founder: Snoop Dog.
I'll stop there, reading about LBW facts got boring really quick. Simply because I, nor anyone else would really care.
Ok, now I read somewhere on a fansite that a lot of his songs have deep meanings. This comment came from some ho fan of his.
So I went on the hunt for some lyrics, and found a few "deep meanings" from his music.
Lyrics from "Ghetto Girls":
- "What I like, ghetto girls"
- "'cause only girls that keep it ghetto that can ride wit me for sho (ha,ha)"
- "At the corner store buying up all the sweets, From choo-choos to rice krispies treats on my street"
Lyrics from "Take Ya Home":
- "Right now, when I'm old, where I'm gonna be, How I flow, homie you can bey the house on me"
- "I mean you run through my mind like all the time, To the point that I just wanna take ya home"
Lyrics from "Pick of The Litter":
- "than a humbee Slump chumps, leave em numbered in the junkee, Chain so chunkie i'm funkee"
- "Throw my roof in my trunk when i'm bellin out Gettin crunk"
Lyrics from "Playboy":
"With a nick-nac-paddy-whack, throw me a bone"
I'm just about ready to leave for work, so i'll leave it there. Not a very big post, and not a lot of constructive criticism, but hey! I'm lazy.
Oh! And by the way, Lil Bow Wow? One star!
Well here's one reason:
DAMN DAWG, YOU AIN'T ALL DAT!!
Yeah, that's Lil Bow Wow.
And whilst being able to get all the ghetto ho's I could ever hope for into my crib, is the popularity really worth it?
Lil Bow Wow (hereafter abbreviated as LBW, because typing it sucks) has a huge fan base of pure idiots.
I went looking on the internets for fan sites of LBW, and found a perfect example of the trash following he has. Beware your eyes! And allow me to paste some quotes from that sites guestbook:
What the fuck?:
"hey bow wow so what ya up 2 then it is gd in show bis i can really sing so my mom says bt i dont really no what to do go for it or leave my talet hidden plz plz plz plz plz plz plz help me by the way great song with jo jo !! u go for it give me a e mail some time to tell me what ya thing bout my question i thought i wud talk to u coz yr like my age n you'll understand me more if your a teen love ya loads bex xxxxx"
Please die:
"hey bow wow this is ur gurl shenika. and all i wanna say 2 the bitches that r hatin or me and u is: EaSt 2 dA sEa, WeSt 2 dA lAnD,dEaTh 2 Da B!TCH wHo ToUcHeS mY mAn LOVE UR GIRL: SHENIKA"
Go tha ho:
"hi wats up my name is edwina i'm 17, so let do somtin in bed i love u pretty eye and urFINE!!!!!! and u are my honey!!!!!!! my i have to go"
Yeah, that should just about do it for that section.
So now it's time for some LBW facts:
Real name: Shad Moss.
Old title (before LBW): Kid Gangsta.
Favourite sport: Basketball.
Favourite color: Blue, Black & Red.
Favourite food: Italian.
Favourite body part: The ear (wtf).
Lawyer: David Kokais (A regular name on fan sites, I guess he uses him a lot)
Founder: Snoop Dog.
I'll stop there, reading about LBW facts got boring really quick. Simply because I, nor anyone else would really care.
Ok, now I read somewhere on a fansite that a lot of his songs have deep meanings. This comment came from some ho fan of his.
So I went on the hunt for some lyrics, and found a few "deep meanings" from his music.
Lyrics from "Ghetto Girls":
- "What I like, ghetto girls"
- "'cause only girls that keep it ghetto that can ride wit me for sho (ha,ha)"
- "At the corner store buying up all the sweets, From choo-choos to rice krispies treats on my street"
Lyrics from "Take Ya Home":
- "Right now, when I'm old, where I'm gonna be, How I flow, homie you can bey the house on me"
- "I mean you run through my mind like all the time, To the point that I just wanna take ya home"
Lyrics from "Pick of The Litter":
- "than a humbee Slump chumps, leave em numbered in the junkee, Chain so chunkie i'm funkee"
- "Throw my roof in my trunk when i'm bellin out Gettin crunk"
Lyrics from "Playboy":
"With a nick-nac-paddy-whack, throw me a bone"
I'm just about ready to leave for work, so i'll leave it there. Not a very big post, and not a lot of constructive criticism, but hey! I'm lazy.
Oh! And by the way, Lil Bow Wow? One star!
| 16 March 2005 |
A whole new rating system.
Anyone who has read my blog enough has seen that I may rate things with the "Wayne Newton" stars. Well I have decided to update the look of those stars, as well as adding in a new rating system called the "Benny Hinn". Basically the "Benny Hinn" rates out of 3 stars, things that are bullshit/crappy all 'round.
They look as follows:
One star.
Two stars.
Three stars.
And the following is the "Wayne Newton":
One star.
Two stars.
Three stars.
Enjoy!
They look as follows:
One star.
Two stars.
Three stars.
And the following is the "Wayne Newton":
One star.
Two stars.
Three stars.
Enjoy!
| 27 February 2005 |
Your OFFICAL guide to Constantine.
Constantine is probably one of the best movies I have ever seen in my life. It really ranks up there with Ocean's 12 and Rambo.
Before going to see this movie, let's make sure we have all our bases covered:
More CGI than Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within.
Keanu Reeves.
Characters that have little to no meaning in the movie.
More religious references than at a Christian youth group.
Keanu Reeves.
Ending leaving the movie open to a horrible, horrible sequel.
Plot holes bigger than Rosie O'Donnell's mouth.
Keanu Reeves.
Woah, I had to stop there before I got carried away. This movie is such a nugget, I could go forever.
So many things I don't understand about this movie. There is a character (don't remember her name) who is an Angel, or half-breed, or some shit. Who seems to have no relevance to the movie at all but to get her ass whopped by Satan and Constantine in the end. Like, she tries to punch Satan and she couldn't, and then he says some shit like "Looks like he's [God] not on your side anymore" WTF? And then he owns her.
Another point, is why the fuck does hell look like Earth, only destroyed. At what period of time does it update itself to our time, and then trash shit? Ugh, I hate this movie.
Here are some still images from the movie:
I'd love to write a big thing about this, but I can't remember a lot of it. Simply because I tuned out during the movie and just watched the FX, because there was no story.
However one more confusing thing, sometimes Constantine went to hell to see shit. And I think it did some whole "back in time" shit and sometimes when people did stuff at the start and heard voices, it was Constantine in hell saying stuff as he went back in time.. or something. Fuck, I dunno.
Before going to see this movie, let's make sure we have all our bases covered:
More CGI than Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within. Keanu Reeves. Characters that have little to no meaning in the movie. More religious references than at a Christian youth group. Keanu Reeves. Ending leaving the movie open to a horrible, horrible sequel. Plot holes bigger than Rosie O'Donnell's mouth. Keanu Reeves.Woah, I had to stop there before I got carried away. This movie is such a nugget, I could go forever.
So many things I don't understand about this movie. There is a character (don't remember her name) who is an Angel, or half-breed, or some shit. Who seems to have no relevance to the movie at all but to get her ass whopped by Satan and Constantine in the end. Like, she tries to punch Satan and she couldn't, and then he says some shit like "Looks like he's [God] not on your side anymore" WTF? And then he owns her.
Another point, is why the fuck does hell look like Earth, only destroyed. At what period of time does it update itself to our time, and then trash shit? Ugh, I hate this movie.
Here are some still images from the movie:
I'd love to write a big thing about this, but I can't remember a lot of it. Simply because I tuned out during the movie and just watched the FX, because there was no story.
However one more confusing thing, sometimes Constantine went to hell to see shit. And I think it did some whole "back in time" shit and sometimes when people did stuff at the start and heard voices, it was Constantine in hell saying stuff as he went back in time.. or something. Fuck, I dunno.
| 19 February 2005 |
Decisions..
Thinking of buying a new or used small car, but can't decide which one you want?
It's really quite simple, allow me to help you along.
If the image below fails to load, please click here.
P.S. I will also be updating with another 'Shaft of the week' and expanding my Christian Ministries Post to the theories of dinosaurs still existing, and being vegetarian! And maybe even a couple more surpises! So stay glued to your seat pls, kthx.
It's really quite simple, allow me to help you along.
If the image below fails to load, please click here.
P.S. I will also be updating with another 'Shaft of the week' and expanding my Christian Ministries Post to the theories of dinosaurs still existing, and being vegetarian! And maybe even a couple more surpises! So stay glued to your seat pls, kthx.
