| 29 January 2004 |
Floodular.
Just a small post today.
Pissed down with rain, had to goto a callout in a court just down the road from me. The drains were totally chocked up, and flooded a house out. Waited around for an hour for my unit to turn up. By then it had pretty much drained away except for what was actually in the drains.
We got the pump happening and unblocked the drains, just as we had finished the council turned up to do the job they were called in for (which we had just done).
Thats about it.
Pissed down with rain, had to goto a callout in a court just down the road from me. The drains were totally chocked up, and flooded a house out. Waited around for an hour for my unit to turn up. By then it had pretty much drained away except for what was actually in the drains.
We got the pump happening and unblocked the drains, just as we had finished the council turned up to do the job they were called in for (which we had just done).
Thats about it.
| 28 January 2004 |
Oops, I forgot.
I forgot to comment on the Australia Day parade I was in, down at Mornington. Here are a couple of pictures from the day.
Waiting for the rest of the parade to gather and start.
"Shit.. we forgot the flag."
The Sea Rescue unit passing me on their way to their position.
Nothing cooler than a cop car.
On the parade.
"Hello my people!"
The end of the line, and the CFA following up the rear.
Waiting for the rest of the parade to gather and start.
"Shit.. we forgot the flag."
The Sea Rescue unit passing me on their way to their position.
Nothing cooler than a cop car.
On the parade.
"Hello my people!"
The end of the line, and the CFA following up the rear.
| 27 January 2004 |
Wear white pants? you might just be a slut.
Another usual night in liquor tonight; the usual range of derelict's that couldn't calculate an equation longer than their own dicks. Which I imagine wouldn't really be that long anyway.
Plus the usual sluts that come in, white pants, ugly and thinking their hot. Lately i've noticed something about the slutty chick that is common with most, but one I haven't picked up on till recently.
I think I have discovered the most complex word in the "slut vocabulary"; and it's the word "advise". Now think about it for a second, they're not that smart. However they like to make people think they are, but are obviously too stupid to know anything better, and they use this word a lot.
Usually it's the ones with the husky voices because they smoke and suck the cock too much. And they'll always say shit like;
- "I'd advise you do something about it."
- "I'd advise you don't do that."
- "I'd advise you leave now before my drunk, dipshit of a boyfriend picks a fight with you and gets beaten up."
If you're next at a party with losers, or just around your local ghetto, take a moment to sit and listen. And you'll hear it too. It's the only word they know, that they think will make them appear smarter. Well I have news for you; shut up, and stop saying it. No one cares because you're a dirty bitch.. oops, did I say that out loud? what I meant to say was; you're a dirty bitch.
Plus the usual sluts that come in, white pants, ugly and thinking their hot. Lately i've noticed something about the slutty chick that is common with most, but one I haven't picked up on till recently.
I think I have discovered the most complex word in the "slut vocabulary"; and it's the word "advise". Now think about it for a second, they're not that smart. However they like to make people think they are, but are obviously too stupid to know anything better, and they use this word a lot.
Usually it's the ones with the husky voices because they smoke and suck the cock too much. And they'll always say shit like;
- "I'd advise you do something about it."
- "I'd advise you don't do that."
- "I'd advise you leave now before my drunk, dipshit of a boyfriend picks a fight with you and gets beaten up."
If you're next at a party with losers, or just around your local ghetto, take a moment to sit and listen. And you'll hear it too. It's the only word they know, that they think will make them appear smarter. Well I have news for you; shut up, and stop saying it. No one cares because you're a dirty bitch.. oops, did I say that out loud? what I meant to say was; you're a dirty bitch.
| 25 January 2004 |
A day of ranting.
Ok, i'm going to rant about stuff.
My first problem I have; is all the God damn "low fat" products you can buy.
Last night a simple sandwich turned into something that almost made me want to retch. Opening up the fridge I discovered low fat everything. Butter, Cheese, Mayonnaise, Cream, Milk.. just everything in there basically.
My salad sandwich was healthy enough with the lettuce, but upon adding low fat cheese and mayonnaise, it turned into something so disgusting. The cheese tasted like rubber and the mayonnaise tasted like some paste of acid.
And it dosen't just stop there, goto the pantry and theres low fat corn chips, and peanut butter.. etc..
How much fat do you get from fucking mayonnaise!?
Now for some rules for customers that come through my register.
1. Don't fuck around getting money out of your purse, and spent 10 minutes counting up the change you have. Just give me the money, and piss off.
2. When I ask you; "would you like cash out?", if you say NO then it's final. Don't then say; "oh wait, can you cancel that? I want XXX money out". Because you're only pissing me off.
3. If I ask you if you would like a bag/cash out. Don't stand there "umm", "ahhh" for 3 minutes. It's not that big of a decision.
4. Does my register say "18 ITEMS OR LESS"? .. No? Then don't bring a basket through.
5. If you do happen to bring a basket through, at least unload it onto the belt yourself. And don't stand there waiting for me to do it.
6. If you're going to complain about something, stop and ask yourself; "do I want to be ignored?" if the answer is "no". Then don't open your mouth.
7. Don't come through with some fucking overloaded trolly, if you need so much god damn food. Get a double trolly and take it elsewhere.
8. Don't just stand there as I dump your groceries around other registers because you're just standing there waiting for me to finish scanning before you put it all back into your trolly. YOU STUPID BITCH!
9. You're not right, shut up.
10. Don't make lame jokes.
11. If you come through with your own bags, pack them yourself.
12. If the total is $6.00 and you have a $10 note and a $100 note. Don't give me the $100 note. Because I will rip you off with the change.
13. If it's busy and you've been waiting 5 minutes to get served, don't complain to me that we don't have more registers open, because you're a loser and I don't care what you have to say.
14. Don't give me advice on how you could run the store better, because the same rule applies as in #13.
15. If i'm looking for the number for a piece of fruit, eg. Banana, don't tell me; "It's a banana", or tell me how much it is. Because I already know that. I'm just looking for it's number so I can put it through. SO SHUT UP.
That'll do for now.
My first problem I have; is all the God damn "low fat" products you can buy.
Last night a simple sandwich turned into something that almost made me want to retch. Opening up the fridge I discovered low fat everything. Butter, Cheese, Mayonnaise, Cream, Milk.. just everything in there basically.
My salad sandwich was healthy enough with the lettuce, but upon adding low fat cheese and mayonnaise, it turned into something so disgusting. The cheese tasted like rubber and the mayonnaise tasted like some paste of acid.
And it dosen't just stop there, goto the pantry and theres low fat corn chips, and peanut butter.. etc..
How much fat do you get from fucking mayonnaise!?
Now for some rules for customers that come through my register.
1. Don't fuck around getting money out of your purse, and spent 10 minutes counting up the change you have. Just give me the money, and piss off.
2. When I ask you; "would you like cash out?", if you say NO then it's final. Don't then say; "oh wait, can you cancel that? I want XXX money out". Because you're only pissing me off.
3. If I ask you if you would like a bag/cash out. Don't stand there "umm", "ahhh" for 3 minutes. It's not that big of a decision.
4. Does my register say "18 ITEMS OR LESS"? .. No? Then don't bring a basket through.
5. If you do happen to bring a basket through, at least unload it onto the belt yourself. And don't stand there waiting for me to do it.
6. If you're going to complain about something, stop and ask yourself; "do I want to be ignored?" if the answer is "no". Then don't open your mouth.
7. Don't come through with some fucking overloaded trolly, if you need so much god damn food. Get a double trolly and take it elsewhere.
8. Don't just stand there as I dump your groceries around other registers because you're just standing there waiting for me to finish scanning before you put it all back into your trolly. YOU STUPID BITCH!
9. You're not right, shut up.
10. Don't make lame jokes.
11. If you come through with your own bags, pack them yourself.
12. If the total is $6.00 and you have a $10 note and a $100 note. Don't give me the $100 note. Because I will rip you off with the change.
13. If it's busy and you've been waiting 5 minutes to get served, don't complain to me that we don't have more registers open, because you're a loser and I don't care what you have to say.
14. Don't give me advice on how you could run the store better, because the same rule applies as in #13.
15. If i'm looking for the number for a piece of fruit, eg. Banana, don't tell me; "It's a banana", or tell me how much it is. Because I already know that. I'm just looking for it's number so I can put it through. SO SHUT UP.
That'll do for now.
| 24 January 2004 |
One simple thing.
| 23 January 2004 |
I will when you do.
Ok, I have finally reached the peak of my hatred for the mail-order bride. Mainly the Philipino ones, the kind of ones that some old guy will purchase to make him feel younger.
These women enter our country, and act like they own the fucking place. Serving one today, I put something in her bag of groceries that she didn't want with it and gets all bitchy with me;
<Bitch> don't put that in there with those! you are stupid!
<Me> ...excuse me?
<Bitch> get those out of there now!
* Bitch reaches in the bag pulling shit out
I glared at her husband with a "I am going to carve up your soul and feed it to the devil himself" kind of look, and he then tried to calm her down. To which she continued to throw insults about me.
Tell you what; I'll get those groceries out of the bag, if you get out of my fucking country you gold digging whore.
These women enter our country, and act like they own the fucking place. Serving one today, I put something in her bag of groceries that she didn't want with it and gets all bitchy with me;
<Bitch> don't put that in there with those! you are stupid!
<Me> ...excuse me?
<Bitch> get those out of there now!
* Bitch reaches in the bag pulling shit out
I glared at her husband with a "I am going to carve up your soul and feed it to the devil himself" kind of look, and he then tried to calm her down. To which she continued to throw insults about me.
Tell you what; I'll get those groceries out of the bag, if you get out of my fucking country you gold digging whore.
| 22 January 2004 |
Bang! You're dead.
Chris and I went down into the city today to the exhibition centre. They had some 95% off department stock thing going on, but we should have gone there in the first couple of weeks because there was nothing but crap left.
We decided to make the most of it, and went to the crown casino. They have this new lazer challenge thing there called M9, we played a couple of games of that. Only $10 a game and killed the time real good.
First game I placed 3rd of 12, and the second came I placed 2nd of 12. The second game we had a team of random ock's against us (yellow team). A team of 3 guys and some girl (blue team). And myself, Chris and these two 7-8 year old kids. Our team came last but it was just pushing last next to the yellow team. Which was pretty good considering they all had adults (older teenagers).
The blue team won, but that was ok, I just didn't want those random losers winning. It was funny watching them get cut every time I shot one.
Anyway, got a massive headache so I can't be bothered typing anymore.
We decided to make the most of it, and went to the crown casino. They have this new lazer challenge thing there called M9, we played a couple of games of that. Only $10 a game and killed the time real good.
First game I placed 3rd of 12, and the second came I placed 2nd of 12. The second game we had a team of random ock's against us (yellow team). A team of 3 guys and some girl (blue team). And myself, Chris and these two 7-8 year old kids. Our team came last but it was just pushing last next to the yellow team. Which was pretty good considering they all had adults (older teenagers).
The blue team won, but that was ok, I just didn't want those random losers winning. It was funny watching them get cut every time I shot one.
Anyway, got a massive headache so I can't be bothered typing anymore.
| 21 January 2004 |
Frankstontastic.
Pay day today, and the start of my weekend (Wednesday - Thursday).
Took a drive down to Frankston, and had a walk around for a little while. Just checking out clothes mainly.
Ended up buying some awesome 2-Toned shirt, the funkyest shirt I own. In the dark/shadow/indoors it kind of looks like a blue/indigo, but when the sunlight hits it; it goes all sparkly blue/bronze. Kind of like chameleon paint. It turnes heads thats for sure.
My mechanic has taken a look at the car, and reckons the leeks are coming from the water pump, and the pressure may have broken some seals on the pipes. It's booked in for next thursday to get fixed up.
Not much else to report on my day.. there seemed to be an abundance of teen mums out in Frankston today. Trying to walk through the shopping centre was a real task; kept getting bumped into by teen mums pushing strollers and mouthing off at me for it. Like it's my fault they got knocked up at 16 because they were too slutty to use protection and slept with a man whore who couldn't give a shit, won't pay child support. Or the fact that they've slept with so many guy's they don't know who the father is. Congratulations; you've wrecked your life.
I guess I should have compassion for them, but the karma you have; is the karma you create. And they shouldn't take it out on other people, it's their fault. Unless they were raped or something I guess... then it's not their fault. Unless maybe they were clubbing and took 'E' or something like that, in that case it's their fult for doing drugs!
Oh yeah, just remembered that Chris and I hit some kid in his car on the way to KFC for dinner. It was the kids fault; riding his skateboard in the middle of the road, and then getting pre-occupied and skating right in front of the car. Chris hit the brakes and the kid was lucky he jumped. Landing on the hood of the car. If he had of stood there looking stupid he would have gone right under.
Took a drive down to Frankston, and had a walk around for a little while. Just checking out clothes mainly.
Ended up buying some awesome 2-Toned shirt, the funkyest shirt I own. In the dark/shadow/indoors it kind of looks like a blue/indigo, but when the sunlight hits it; it goes all sparkly blue/bronze. Kind of like chameleon paint. It turnes heads thats for sure.
My mechanic has taken a look at the car, and reckons the leeks are coming from the water pump, and the pressure may have broken some seals on the pipes. It's booked in for next thursday to get fixed up.
Not much else to report on my day.. there seemed to be an abundance of teen mums out in Frankston today. Trying to walk through the shopping centre was a real task; kept getting bumped into by teen mums pushing strollers and mouthing off at me for it. Like it's my fault they got knocked up at 16 because they were too slutty to use protection and slept with a man whore who couldn't give a shit, won't pay child support. Or the fact that they've slept with so many guy's they don't know who the father is. Congratulations; you've wrecked your life.
I guess I should have compassion for them, but the karma you have; is the karma you create. And they shouldn't take it out on other people, it's their fault. Unless they were raped or something I guess... then it's not their fault. Unless maybe they were clubbing and took 'E' or something like that, in that case it's their fult for doing drugs!
Oh yeah, just remembered that Chris and I hit some kid in his car on the way to KFC for dinner. It was the kids fault; riding his skateboard in the middle of the road, and then getting pre-occupied and skating right in front of the car. Chris hit the brakes and the kid was lucky he jumped. Landing on the hood of the car. If he had of stood there looking stupid he would have gone right under.
| 16 January 2004 |
Little Buddha.
I caught the last 40 odd minutes of a movie at about 1am last night called "Little Buddha".
I wasn't exactly sure what on earth I was looking at when I turned on my TV and saw Keanu Reeves sitting meditating with some indian ladies around him trying to seduce him. But I watched with interest, and found out it was a Lama (Monk/Buddhist Teacher) telling the story of Siddhartha and how he became Buddha Shakyamuni, and how he overcame all temptations and such.
Actually looked quite evil as he summoned a storm to reduce these women to ashes and so forth, but it was a good way of telling his story.
The movie also starred Chris Isaak and Bridget Fonda. And watching the rest of the movie, I was really quite pleased with how it was all set out. It really showed the teachings of Buddhism with excellent examples that were easy to understand. I think the movie was based around living and dying.
As these monks searched to find the reincarnation of their old teacher Lama Dorje. In which they discovered he had split his manifestation into 3 different children. An American boy, an Inidan girl, and some other boy.. i'm not quite sure where he was from, he looked Indian but I didn't see the whole movie so I can't be sure.
I can really see how a lot of The Matrix was pulled from Buddhism; as the movie teaches of realizing the universe for what it is and made refferences to an "Architect". Which I have not learned of in Buddhism before, but after watching this movie I think I will look into that.
All in all, it seemed to be an interesting movie with a lot of good things in it. I'd like to see the whole thing some day.
Something interesting to read: Buddhism in The Matrix: By Warner Brothers
I wasn't exactly sure what on earth I was looking at when I turned on my TV and saw Keanu Reeves sitting meditating with some indian ladies around him trying to seduce him. But I watched with interest, and found out it was a Lama (Monk/Buddhist Teacher) telling the story of Siddhartha and how he became Buddha Shakyamuni, and how he overcame all temptations and such.
Actually looked quite evil as he summoned a storm to reduce these women to ashes and so forth, but it was a good way of telling his story.
The movie also starred Chris Isaak and Bridget Fonda. And watching the rest of the movie, I was really quite pleased with how it was all set out. It really showed the teachings of Buddhism with excellent examples that were easy to understand. I think the movie was based around living and dying.
As these monks searched to find the reincarnation of their old teacher Lama Dorje. In which they discovered he had split his manifestation into 3 different children. An American boy, an Inidan girl, and some other boy.. i'm not quite sure where he was from, he looked Indian but I didn't see the whole movie so I can't be sure.
I can really see how a lot of The Matrix was pulled from Buddhism; as the movie teaches of realizing the universe for what it is and made refferences to an "Architect". Which I have not learned of in Buddhism before, but after watching this movie I think I will look into that.
All in all, it seemed to be an interesting movie with a lot of good things in it. I'd like to see the whole thing some day.
Something interesting to read: Buddhism in The Matrix: By Warner Brothers
| 14 January 2004 |
It lasts longer.
Last night, odd as it was; a girl I have never seen before ran into liquor, took a photo of me and ran off.
I noticed her walk past the door a few times and kept looking at me. I figured she was going to steal something and was waiting for me to be occupied with something. Later I noticed she was back, and waiting outside the door for me to finish with the customer I was serving.
When the customer left the store, she ran in, flash went the camera, and ran out. Leaving me dazed and confused.
Anyway, this morning I went to get my hair cut. And to my amazement the girl cutting my hair also shared the same disinterest in that #Frankston channel as I do. And says she only goes in there to piss people off until she gets booted.
For that effort; I give her 3 and a half Wayne Newtons:
Not much else happened today, the car is still leeking coolant from what now seems to be two places. I think i've narrowed it down to some seals around the piping. Everyone that's had a look at it can't seem to really see where it's coming from.
And there's also this cute girl I keep bumping into everywhere I go, found out today her name is Rhiannon, nice girl.
I noticed her walk past the door a few times and kept looking at me. I figured she was going to steal something and was waiting for me to be occupied with something. Later I noticed she was back, and waiting outside the door for me to finish with the customer I was serving.
When the customer left the store, she ran in, flash went the camera, and ran out. Leaving me dazed and confused.
Anyway, this morning I went to get my hair cut. And to my amazement the girl cutting my hair also shared the same disinterest in that #Frankston channel as I do. And says she only goes in there to piss people off until she gets booted.
For that effort; I give her 3 and a half Wayne Newtons:
Not much else happened today, the car is still leeking coolant from what now seems to be two places. I think i've narrowed it down to some seals around the piping. Everyone that's had a look at it can't seem to really see where it's coming from.
And there's also this cute girl I keep bumping into everywhere I go, found out today her name is Rhiannon, nice girl.
| 12 January 2004 |
Congratulations you're unoriginal!
As a Discussion Forum Admin for PlanetSourceCode, there are a few things that tick me off.
- People posting a question but somehow leave out a topic, so the post in
inaccessable to anyone.
- People asking for us (the pro's) to develop their programming projects for
them so they can earn money off it.
- People posting code on how to "net send" in VB. Radio check! WE
ALREADY KNOW HOW TO! There is in fact, 382 postings of code on how to "net
send" in VB. It's annoying every few days to see a posting;
"NET SEND IN VB!!! NEVER BEFORE SEEN ON PSC!! VOTE FOR ME!!" - Did
you try looking?!
- People advertising shit on there; like the recent postings of "EARN
$$$ FOR YOUR ACTIVEX/OCX CONTROLS!!"
- People who post a "screenshot" with their program. Only for us
to find out it's a picture of an orange or naked lady.
- There should be something built into PSC, because i'm sick of seeing 800x600
user profile pictures of a person on their code posting taking up 4 fifths
of the screen.
Anyway, on a positive note; went down to Frankston to hand in my form to have my Certificate sent to me. Flirted with the ladies in the Admin (they so wanted me) and then left.
- People posting a question but somehow leave out a topic, so the post in
inaccessable to anyone. - People asking for us (the pro's) to develop their programming projects for
them so they can earn money off it. - People posting code on how to "net send" in VB. Radio check! WE
ALREADY KNOW HOW TO! There is in fact, 382 postings of code on how to "net
send" in VB. It's annoying every few days to see a posting;
"NET SEND IN VB!!! NEVER BEFORE SEEN ON PSC!! VOTE FOR ME!!" - Did
you try looking?! - People advertising shit on there; like the recent postings of "EARN
$$$ FOR YOUR ACTIVEX/OCX CONTROLS!!" - People who post a "screenshot" with their program. Only for us
to find out it's a picture of an orange or naked lady. - There should be something built into PSC, because i'm sick of seeing 800x600
user profile pictures of a person on their code posting taking up 4 fifths
of the screen.
Anyway, on a positive note; went down to Frankston to hand in my form to have my Certificate sent to me. Flirted with the ladies in the Admin (they so wanted me) and then left.
| 09 January 2004 |
A little car trouble.
Nothing too major, but it appears to be leaking coolant from somewhere. Noticed it when I pulled up at home today and heard a hissing sound coming from under the car. And saw something dripping off some metal under the car onto the pavement.
I pushed my car back, and it looks like the greenish coolant I have in my radiator (at least I hope so and it's not break fluid). This has been happening for a while I suspect, i've noticed drips left on the ground a few times now.
I assume it has something to do with why the car is so dirty outside, and mud sprayed up in the engine block. I take it Greg has been thrashing it somewhere when my sister has been taking it for driving lessons.
I pushed my car back, and it looks like the greenish coolant I have in my radiator (at least I hope so and it's not break fluid). This has been happening for a while I suspect, i've noticed drips left on the ground a few times now.
I assume it has something to do with why the car is so dirty outside, and mud sprayed up in the engine block. I take it Greg has been thrashing it somewhere when my sister has been taking it for driving lessons.
| 08 January 2004 |
Wind/Rain/Shine.
Another typical Melbourne (4 seasons in a day) day today, wind, rain, sun, hot, cold all in one.
Everytime I wanted to go up onto the roof to check my guttering it rained. So i'd go back inside and occupy myself with something else, look outside and it'd be sunny and hot. I'd go outside get the ladder, and it would start to rain again. Ugh.
Had a nice 5:50am callout this morning, got to the Depot to see the welcoming faces of my unit members all bright eyed and bushy tailed. We had to stop by at a petrol station first to get some fuel for the truck, and got some coffee from the station. Litterally the worst coffee I have ever had. The three of us huddled in the back cab of the truck trying to pour milk and sugar into our coffee's.
The other guys had the right idea by pouring their milk into the gap on the top of the lid (it was one of those foam cups with a travelling lid). But I had to be the stupid fool and take off my lid to do it. They called me "game" to do it, not understanding what they meant until we hit a huge bump, soaking my gear and I with coffee.
We got to the job, it was some rich ass house in Mount Martha. Appears one of their "designer" sails they had over their fancy pool was coming loose in the strong wind and threatening to cause damage to their house. It was really a contractors job, not ours. But why call out some professional you have to pay to remove it. When you can wake up volunteers at 5am to come out and do it for you for free!
Everytime I wanted to go up onto the roof to check my guttering it rained. So i'd go back inside and occupy myself with something else, look outside and it'd be sunny and hot. I'd go outside get the ladder, and it would start to rain again. Ugh.
Had a nice 5:50am callout this morning, got to the Depot to see the welcoming faces of my unit members all bright eyed and bushy tailed. We had to stop by at a petrol station first to get some fuel for the truck, and got some coffee from the station. Litterally the worst coffee I have ever had. The three of us huddled in the back cab of the truck trying to pour milk and sugar into our coffee's.
The other guys had the right idea by pouring their milk into the gap on the top of the lid (it was one of those foam cups with a travelling lid). But I had to be the stupid fool and take off my lid to do it. They called me "game" to do it, not understanding what they meant until we hit a huge bump, soaking my gear and I with coffee.
We got to the job, it was some rich ass house in Mount Martha. Appears one of their "designer" sails they had over their fancy pool was coming loose in the strong wind and threatening to cause damage to their house. It was really a contractors job, not ours. But why call out some professional you have to pay to remove it. When you can wake up volunteers at 5am to come out and do it for you for free!
| 07 January 2004 |
The real Frankston, just as creepy.
Pay day today, so I figured i'd kill some time down in Frankston.
My first stop was EB (Electronics Boutique) and man was it full. I noticed one of the guys behind the counter, he used to work at my work at one stage. I think he left to manage in another store, I guess that didn't work out too well. EB isn't much of a step up from Safeway.
One thing I laughed at, was some fattish guy with a ponytail, and his girlfriend. I guess to the IRC Junkie world she would have been pretty hot. Blonde, not fat, but not skinny, kind of slutty-looking. Just a good looking IRC chick I guess is the best description. This guy was the envy of all the junkies in EB, and he knew it.
Parading her around the store a bit, all the junkie geeks getting a good look. And kept looking at me with a; "check her out look". Unfortunetly for him, I wasn't interested. In fact, looking at her made me want to gouge my eyes out with a spoon , toss them at the EB staff and then put a cattle prod to my groin.
But oh well, guess she makes him happy. Until she cheats on him with some other IRC guy.
Then I wandered around a bit, and went into Myer where I ran into a couple of "neo freaks" wearing trenchcoats and standing around looking all "cool". With their hands behind their backs.
They did look cool, very cool.. Until the bottom of one of their trenchcoats caught onto some shit in the electronics department and near ripped half the shelf down.
I laughed and shook my head, and he looked at me totally embarrassed. I was happy.
Then wandering around more, I went into the book store and ran into some "super cool geeks" reading books on computer hacking, acting all cool and awesome.
I walked over to the shelf and picked up a book on "Network & Internet Security", the securing of systems interests me more than the hacking of them. They looked at me with a; "i'm better than you" look.
Yeah, i'm sure you're all great hackers, reading books on how to hack Windows. So I picked up a random Unix manual; "Perl Scripting in Unix" and they got scared and ran away.
I'd almost had it with Frankston by then, too many weirdoes. And I finally left after I saw some weird looking guy tounging his girlfriend.. in the ear..
My first stop was EB (Electronics Boutique) and man was it full. I noticed one of the guys behind the counter, he used to work at my work at one stage. I think he left to manage in another store, I guess that didn't work out too well. EB isn't much of a step up from Safeway.
One thing I laughed at, was some fattish guy with a ponytail, and his girlfriend. I guess to the IRC Junkie world she would have been pretty hot. Blonde, not fat, but not skinny, kind of slutty-looking. Just a good looking IRC chick I guess is the best description. This guy was the envy of all the junkies in EB, and he knew it.
Parading her around the store a bit, all the junkie geeks getting a good look. And kept looking at me with a; "check her out look". Unfortunetly for him, I wasn't interested. In fact, looking at her made me want to gouge my eyes out with a spoon , toss them at the EB staff and then put a cattle prod to my groin.
But oh well, guess she makes him happy. Until she cheats on him with some other IRC guy.
Then I wandered around a bit, and went into Myer where I ran into a couple of "neo freaks" wearing trenchcoats and standing around looking all "cool". With their hands behind their backs.
They did look cool, very cool.. Until the bottom of one of their trenchcoats caught onto some shit in the electronics department and near ripped half the shelf down.
I laughed and shook my head, and he looked at me totally embarrassed. I was happy.
Then wandering around more, I went into the book store and ran into some "super cool geeks" reading books on computer hacking, acting all cool and awesome.
I walked over to the shelf and picked up a book on "Network & Internet Security", the securing of systems interests me more than the hacking of them. They looked at me with a; "i'm better than you" look.
Yeah, i'm sure you're all great hackers, reading books on how to hack Windows. So I picked up a random Unix manual; "Perl Scripting in Unix" and they got scared and ran away.
I'd almost had it with Frankston by then, too many weirdoes. And I finally left after I saw some weird looking guy tounging his girlfriend.. in the ear..
| 06 January 2004 |
IRC Sucks (which we already knew).
Today I went wading through the vacuous, drab indentations of the AustNet servers and really did discover that it's true what people say about it. AusNet collects all the losers of the internet world and confines them to one sole place. I felt like a tourist in a Zoo, looking in at them as they stare back out at me, picking at each other for flea's and filth.
Of course, my first stop just had to be the channel: #Frankston, probably the fly strip of all channels. The losers that get collected up in there is amazing.
<LonelyHubby> i am after a melb girl or guy to meetup with my wife is away til thursday
- I hope your wife is cheating on you too.
<IdleFire|away> only problem is where to send it to
- If you're not away, change your fucking nick!
:::::: LiSha`Sa[w]a`aW is now known as LiSha`Sa[w]a[a]
:::::: LiSha`Sa[w]a[a] is now known as LiSha`Sawa`aWay
- They both look like fucking bad nicks, do us a favour and just leave.
<sosage> `topic TrOs SiH fO sSeNyAg EmOs Ot CiPoT eHt EgNaHc LlIw KiM tEb I
- Translated: I bet mik will change the topic to some gayness of his sort
- Translated: I am a fucking loser.
And still, the lame nicknames continue;
- Bozza
- GuY^RoBbO
- RaChY^sortahere
- {R}aNdY_{M}aNdY
- Tanned^Brotha22
- sEdUcTiVeGaL[a]
- RoBaLdO
- Panos_ThE_GreeK
- NashaDaWog
- maRGas
- L[O]zZ`19
- LiLdaNi\\bOred`
- K[e]LL[i]
- KaTiE[n]sTaCee
- kC`[[FuKOOf]]
Sorry, I had to stop here before I proceeded to punch myself in the face.
If you're going to chat on AustNet, stop, and ask yourself;
1. Has my nick got alternating caps?
2. Has my nick got enough brackets?
3. Is my nick implying I am attractive/sexy/hot and or my age?
4. Is my nick stating my nationality?
5. Does my nick lack utilising coherency?
6. Does my nick state my current feelings: depressed/bored/tired/hungry..?
7. Do I sound like someone from the ghetto?
Now all you have to do to fit in; is talk like you have a IQ below 100 and it's in the bag!
Of course, my first stop just had to be the channel: #Frankston, probably the fly strip of all channels. The losers that get collected up in there is amazing.
<LonelyHubby> i am after a melb girl or guy to meetup with my wife is away til thursday
- I hope your wife is cheating on you too.
<IdleFire|away> only problem is where to send it to
- If you're not away, change your fucking nick!
:::::: LiSha`Sa[w]a`aW is now known as LiSha`Sa[w]a[a]
:::::: LiSha`Sa[w]a[a] is now known as LiSha`Sawa`aWay
- They both look like fucking bad nicks, do us a favour and just leave.
<sosage> `topic TrOs SiH fO sSeNyAg EmOs Ot CiPoT eHt EgNaHc LlIw KiM tEb I
- Translated: I bet mik will change the topic to some gayness of his sort
- Translated: I am a fucking loser.
And still, the lame nicknames continue;
- Bozza
- GuY^RoBbO
- RaChY^sortahere
- {R}aNdY_{M}aNdY
- Tanned^Brotha22
- sEdUcTiVeGaL[a]
- RoBaLdO
- Panos_ThE_GreeK
- NashaDaWog
- maRGas
- L[O]zZ`19
- LiLdaNi\\bOred`
- K[e]LL[i]
- KaTiE[n]sTaCee
- kC`[[FuKOOf]]
Sorry, I had to stop here before I proceeded to punch myself in the face.
If you're going to chat on AustNet, stop, and ask yourself;
1. Has my nick got alternating caps?
2. Has my nick got enough brackets?
3. Is my nick implying I am attractive/sexy/hot and or my age?
4. Is my nick stating my nationality?
5. Does my nick lack utilising coherency?
6. Does my nick state my current feelings: depressed/bored/tired/hungry..?
7. Do I sound like someone from the ghetto?
Now all you have to do to fit in; is talk like you have a IQ below 100 and it's in the bag!
| 05 January 2004 |
In Addition.
In addition to my posting today, I went around to Safeway to get a drink, and parked my car in the staff car park.
A couple of things that annoyed me;
- Customers parking around back there; this has been happening more and more often now, and next time i'm going to tell them off. Because theres times where I can't even park around there, because it's full. Then I see 5-6 customers come out with random shit and drive off.
- Some little kids (15-16) were loitering around out back, and gave me the eye. I was going to just drive past and not do anything about it, but then I thought; "What would Jesus do?" and smiled as I plowed them down.
We know you're a dipshit but thanks for the warning.
Ok, seriously;
Driving a Holden, or Ricer or whatever, with your foglights/headlights on during the day;
IS FUCKING LAME I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKTARD IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU COOL PLEASE CAN YOU JUST CRAWL INTO A CESSPOOL SOMEWHERE AND CHOKE TO DEATH ON YOUR OWN EGOTISTICAL FESIES.
Thank you.
A couple of things that annoyed me;
- Customers parking around back there; this has been happening more and more often now, and next time i'm going to tell them off. Because theres times where I can't even park around there, because it's full. Then I see 5-6 customers come out with random shit and drive off.
- Some little kids (15-16) were loitering around out back, and gave me the eye. I was going to just drive past and not do anything about it, but then I thought; "What would Jesus do?" and smiled as I plowed them down.
Ok, seriously;
Driving a Holden, or Ricer or whatever, with your foglights/headlights on during the day;
IS FUCKING LAME I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKTARD IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU COOL PLEASE CAN YOU JUST CRAWL INTO A CESSPOOL SOMEWHERE AND CHOKE TO DEATH ON YOUR OWN EGOTISTICAL FESIES.
Thank you.
Driving a Holden, or Ricer or whatever, with your foglights/headlights on during the day;
IS FUCKING LAME I HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKTARD IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU COOL PLEASE CAN YOU JUST CRAWL INTO A CESSPOOL SOMEWHERE AND CHOKE TO DEATH ON YOUR OWN EGOTISTICAL FESIES.
Thank you.
| 01 January 2004 |
Happy New Year !
Yes! it's now 2004, and only 2 more years until the apocalypse and eternal damnation!
(Talk to your local Christian for confirmation).
Lets highlight some of the things that happened this year:
• I don't remember much about the start of the year.
• War with Iraq was very good.
• Delta Goodrem won a lot of awards.
• We got Saddam.
• Some cricket player quit.
• Brisbane Lions won the Grand Final.
• Michael Jackson once again became a part of public humiliation.
I think thats about it, I don't remember much else.
My New Years Night!
What a fantastic night it was last night, my friend Chris and I drove into the city and stayed at the Duxton Hotel along Flinders Street. After checking in we went for a little walk, had a look around Federation Square as everything was getting set up.
We walked back to our hotel and got dressed to go out, had a quick drink, and headed back down to Federation Square. Some band was already playing, and people were already starting to pile in, so we got right up into the mosh. And had an excellent time. Not one jerk was there.
Then when they finished, some other Scottish band came on, they were alright. Chris didn't like them but the Scottish dancing girls were cool.
And then, the moment we were all waiting for THE CAT EMPIRE came on !! wooo!! yeah!
That was so much fun, they played their two funky songs and a few other songs from their album. Was excellent.
Then for the first time, they had the countdown on the big screen. And the fireworks went off! What a magnificent display.
Once that had all disbanded Chris and I had a walk along the Yarra, lots of cops about which helped make it a safe night. I gave my friend Lauren a call, and wished her a happy new year, she was on the train going home on the way back from the city. So I had to shout down the phone, people walking past looked at me funny because it was really quiet where we were.
It was a really fantastic atmosphere there, I saw no fights, no assholes. One satanic freak and I wasted $10 on some flashing rings. But it all comes with the night!
I have only made this brief, I could go on for ages with how awsome it was, plenty of other stuff we did that I have left out.
Definetly a tradition I could keep being a part of for years to come.
(Talk to your local Christian for confirmation).
Lets highlight some of the things that happened this year:
• I don't remember much about the start of the year.
• War with Iraq was very good.
• Delta Goodrem won a lot of awards.
• We got Saddam.
• Some cricket player quit.
• Brisbane Lions won the Grand Final.
• Michael Jackson once again became a part of public humiliation.
I think thats about it, I don't remember much else.
My New Years Night!
What a fantastic night it was last night, my friend Chris and I drove into the city and stayed at the Duxton Hotel along Flinders Street. After checking in we went for a little walk, had a look around Federation Square as everything was getting set up.
We walked back to our hotel and got dressed to go out, had a quick drink, and headed back down to Federation Square. Some band was already playing, and people were already starting to pile in, so we got right up into the mosh. And had an excellent time. Not one jerk was there.
Then when they finished, some other Scottish band came on, they were alright. Chris didn't like them but the Scottish dancing girls were cool.
And then, the moment we were all waiting for THE CAT EMPIRE came on !! wooo!! yeah!
That was so much fun, they played their two funky songs and a few other songs from their album. Was excellent.
Then for the first time, they had the countdown on the big screen. And the fireworks went off! What a magnificent display.
Once that had all disbanded Chris and I had a walk along the Yarra, lots of cops about which helped make it a safe night. I gave my friend Lauren a call, and wished her a happy new year, she was on the train going home on the way back from the city. So I had to shout down the phone, people walking past looked at me funny because it was really quiet where we were.
It was a really fantastic atmosphere there, I saw no fights, no assholes. One satanic freak and I wasted $10 on some flashing rings. But it all comes with the night!
I have only made this brief, I could go on for ages with how awsome it was, plenty of other stuff we did that I have left out.
Definetly a tradition I could keep being a part of for years to come.
