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  24 February 2004

ZuluHotel is uber currupt. 

I logged into my Zulu account today, only to find that my bank was ripped clean of all money.
I paged a GM, and 5 hours later he finally turnes up, lets see how it went:

You see: GM Savage
Rade-Ku [DKoE]: oh Jesus
Rade-Ku [DKoE]: well it's about fucking time
Rade-Ku [DKoE]: 5 fucking hours later..
GM Savage: wut?
Rade-Ku [DKoE]: where's my money?
GM Savage: wut money?
Rade-Ku [DKoE]: the money that WAS in my bank
GM Savage: perhaps you spent it?
Rade-Ku [DKoE]: yeah perhaps
Rade-Ku [DKoE]: or perhaps you took the money because you don't earn enough pimping out your sister
GM Savage: dont talk to a staff member like that sir
Rade-Ku [DKoE]: sorry, I think there's a translation problem here
Rade-Ku [DKoE]: because all I saw you say then was
Rade-Ku [DKoE]: "yes I took your money because i'm a fucking currupt lamewad who likes it anal"
GM Savage: erm
Rade-Ku [DKoE]: Ok, i'll make this real simple
Rade-Ku [DKoE]: GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING MONEY
You see: Counselor RenZ
Rade-Ku [DKoE]: beat it
Rade-Ku [DKoE]: Corp Por
Rade-Ku [DKoE]: Corp Por
You are already casting a spell.
Rade-Ku [DKoE]: Vas Flam
Counselor RenZ: quit it
Rade-Ku [DKoE]: Corp Por
You killed: Counselor RenZ
GM Savage: oi !!
You see: Developer Sheer
Rade-Ku [DKoE]: hail!
Developer Sheer: whats the problem?
Rade-Ku [DKoE]: one of your boyfriends stole my money
Developer Sheer: boyfriends?
Rade-Ku [DKoE]: yes, your GM's
You see: Counselor RenZ
Developer Sheer: why would they do that?
Rade-Ku [DKoE]: because I was naughty and swore at them and hacked the shard
Rade-Ku [DKoE]: BECAUSE THEY'RE CURRUPT YOU DICK!
You see: RobertMiles
Rade-Ku [DKoE]: Corp Por
Developer Sheer: dont call my staff that
RobertMiles: hai
You killed: RobertMiles
Rade-Ku [DKoE]: they are all currupt, and you fucking know it
Rade-Ku [DKoE]: now fuck up, and give me back my money
Developer Sheer: why is there a death shroud in your bank?
Rade-Ku [DKoE]: because I put it there
Developer Sheer: why didnt you give it to a GM?
Rade-Ku [DKoE]: because the GM's are too busy jerking each other off, to come
You have been jailed.
Rade-Ku [DKoE]: oh lovely
GM Savage: you need to cool down for a while
Rade-Ku [DKoE]: you need to lose some weight and get out of the house
Rade-Ku [DKoE]: your pasty looking skin is not an attractive look
GM Savage: hmm
You were killed by: GM Savage
Your account has been banned for: 14 Days, 59 Minutes

Idiots.


On a lighter note. 

On a lighter note, I went to a laser skirmish match on sunday with Evan, Chris, Mitch, Smeds and Shane.
It was an excellent day, and everyone had a good time. You can get the full details of it on Evan's blog.
I can definetly see us going back for another few rounds.


Good game fella's.


Murder. 

Time to make an update.
Last saturday I attended a murder scene for 8 odd hours with the SES. I won't get into many details of it, it's something i'd rather not talk about.
But long story short. A 19 year old girl from Cranbourne was murdered down at Cannons Creek. And her moderately naked body was dumped in the mud off a jetty. It was all on the news that night, and in the newspapers the next day.


Outside the scene, the only photo I was allowed to take.

  12 February 2004

eXtreme stupidity. 

While I remember to complain about this; I was on PSC and saw this code posting titled "eXtreme IP Finder". And I can assure you, it's anything but eXtreme.
In this code posting, he is trying to display the localhost name, local IP address, and what he calls the "internet port".
He boasts that he is giving us one of the "..fastest IP Finding programs around". The only fast thing about his coding is how fast it made me want to stab him in the face.
Lets look at his code:

Private Sub Form_Load()
Winsock1.LocalPort = 80
' Needed For the computer information
Winsock2.Listen


DoEvents
     Me.Show


DoEvents
     txtIP.Text = Winsock1.LocalIP
' Displays
your IP address

     txtComputerName.Text = Winsock1.LocalHostName
' Computer Name

     txtInternetPort.Text = Winsock1.LocalPort '
Port number

End Sub


If he thinks thats eXtreme, wait until he see's how I reduce that code down to 3 lines!

Private Sub Form_Load()
     txtIP.Text = Winsock1.LocalIP
     txtComputerName.Text = Winsock1.LocalHostName
     txtInternetPort.Text = "80"

End Sub


Same effect dipshit. Do us an eXtreme favour and delete VB from your PC.

  10 February 2004

Oh my God! 

Yes an update! I know, i'm amazed as well.
Well, you probably couldn't care less if I updated or not. But I am pretty pleased.

So what have I done lately?
A week or two ago, I went to some fancy golf club to recieve a cheque for the SES units in my area (Hastings, Sorrento & Frankston).
Typical of Frankston SES to get their hands into it, they don't even help out around the Mornington Peninsula, ever. In fact, I have never even heard of them helping us out when we had a night of over 200+ jobs and they had a lot less. Not to mention a shit load of members to do them all. We had maybe 8 members tops, doing the jobs at our end.
Frankston was so dodgy we had to get St Kilda (Northcote) SES and some other unit from the other side of the city to come down and help us out. Which is why no units like you Frankston :)
Anyway, the food was in a class of it's own, really tasted expensive. Lots of chilled drinks and some red whine on offer there. The controller for the Frankston SES unit had a dig at me for having one of my hands in my pockets. Idiot.
CFA Recieved a cheque as well as the Brotherhood of St. Laurence.

I can't remember much in between now and then, but on the weekend Evan, Mitch, Chris and myself went to the city and played some M9 Laser Zone. Evan didn't play cause some wench cut him off at a round-about causing him to stack his bike and screw up his knees.
We bumped into Andrew (Smeds) and his girl Lauren. They played around of M9 with us.
Not a bad match, I came 3rd overall in that game. 1st in the second, and 2nd in the third game. Not too bad considering the same group of guys playing the match's we played kept cheating. Eg, standing in front of me so I can't shoot their buddies, putting their hand over my gun.. etc..
We had some punk dick kids on our team a couple of times. Trying to boss ME around? wtf?

<Wog Kid> don't shoot the base, i'm shooting it, you stand outside.
< Me> yeah... i'm thinking no.
* Me shoots the base.

Definetly a lot of fun, I could do that more often with a good group of mates.
After that we had a little slide on a round-about on the return trip. Thanks to Mitch's tire blowing out at 80km/ph.
Bent the wheel real good, and we ended up driving about 20-40km/ph home. My back and neck were pretty tight after it and I took the day off work the next day. Exciting I know.
Oh! and it had to be mentioned! $2 Fish 'n Chips at the Crown Casino, can't be beat.

Anyway, today I had a nice little callout.
Some lady drove her car through someones flat, we propped up the garage with acroprops so it didn't collapse when the car was pulled out. No one was home at the time. But man, the look on their face when they did get home, priceless..
One of the cops on scene told the guy that he should be at least thankful that the SES attended to it, and not contractors. And gave him an estimate in the thousands for what it would have cost him for contractors to do what we did to clear it, and waterproof the house up.
Here are some shots:

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Thats where she went through.




Thats quite a hole!




Safe to say thats damaged.




Another shot of the damage.




Better clear this rubbish off.




All pulled out, cops taking a look.




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