| 29 March 2004 |
Country Fuckwit Authority.
For those International people that don't know what the CFA is, the CFA is the Country Fire Authority (volunteer fire fighters) who think they are top shit and better than everyone else. Like these losers.
They have excellent funding (from memory about $20 per member per week), excellent vehicles, excellent equipment and excellent support from the government over anything. Yet the moment the SES (State Emergency Service, volunteer emgerceny units) get money of any kind, they throw their arms in the air and bitch like little frat girls saying it's not fair. Cool SES guys at a search and rescue (S.A.R).
Ok, so anyway. On the way to a callout last night; i'm talking to the members of my unit and I find out that the CFA have thrown their arms in the air telling everyone that the SES let them down last thursday when they were fighting fires. The story goes; they paged out for relief, and then a couple of hours later the page was finally sent to my SES unit. Then we were given an incrorrect map reference to a "phantom" control center that never existed. So we call the police and tell them there is nothing there. They give us another map reference which is also wrong.
We end up getting a proper address to this place off another fire station in the area and it was to a farming property, not a control center.
Now the CFA are bitching that it took the SES hours to come with relief. It wasn't our fucking fault, we were under command by the police, so they should blame them.
Not to mention this will probably come back onto me, because I was the navigator and they're going to want to know why the navigator couldn't find the damn place. Bunch of assholes.
And then I find out, that a few weeks ago when my unit turned up at a scene where a man with a busted back was stuck on his roof. The CFA unit on the scene told us that we were "not welcome here" and "what are you doing here?".
Ok asshole, it was an ALL emergency service page. Not to mention the fact that the CFA couldn't even get him off the roof, and who ended up doing it? yes thats right, the SES you stupid prats!
If they wanna bitch and comlain and claim the SES are useless, they can take on ALL our callouts then. They complain when they get called out of work to a fire that isn't really a fire at all. Well welcome to being called out at least 60% of the time to a callout where you're not required anyway, lets see if they like to do that. And lets see if they'd like to stay up for 18 hours during the night battling storms and one job after another. They wouldn't.
They have excellent funding (from memory about $20 per member per week), excellent vehicles, excellent equipment and excellent support from the government over anything. Yet the moment the SES (State Emergency Service, volunteer emgerceny units) get money of any kind, they throw their arms in the air and bitch like little frat girls saying it's not fair. Cool SES guys at a search and rescue (S.A.R).
Ok, so anyway. On the way to a callout last night; i'm talking to the members of my unit and I find out that the CFA have thrown their arms in the air telling everyone that the SES let them down last thursday when they were fighting fires. The story goes; they paged out for relief, and then a couple of hours later the page was finally sent to my SES unit. Then we were given an incrorrect map reference to a "phantom" control center that never existed. So we call the police and tell them there is nothing there. They give us another map reference which is also wrong.
We end up getting a proper address to this place off another fire station in the area and it was to a farming property, not a control center.
Now the CFA are bitching that it took the SES hours to come with relief. It wasn't our fucking fault, we were under command by the police, so they should blame them.
Not to mention this will probably come back onto me, because I was the navigator and they're going to want to know why the navigator couldn't find the damn place. Bunch of assholes.
And then I find out, that a few weeks ago when my unit turned up at a scene where a man with a busted back was stuck on his roof. The CFA unit on the scene told us that we were "not welcome here" and "what are you doing here?".
Ok asshole, it was an ALL emergency service page. Not to mention the fact that the CFA couldn't even get him off the roof, and who ended up doing it? yes thats right, the SES you stupid prats!
If they wanna bitch and comlain and claim the SES are useless, they can take on ALL our callouts then. They complain when they get called out of work to a fire that isn't really a fire at all. Well welcome to being called out at least 60% of the time to a callout where you're not required anyway, lets see if they like to do that. And lets see if they'd like to stay up for 18 hours during the night battling storms and one job after another. They wouldn't.
| 28 March 2004 |
Sunday.
l337 5p33k (leet speek) V1.1.8 Great For Lazy Gamers ! (or idiots).
Seriously, what the hell is that? Gamers are generally annoying and unintelligent enough with stupid online insults such as "cock wack" and the all time favourite that gets me cowering in the fetal position every time I get called it: "noob" or "newbie".
The absolute last thing we need is a bunch of morons running around in Enemy Territory speaking incoherent numbers and letters. Because I can think of nothing more annoying than being killed by someone named "Charmander" or "Pikachu" and then have them ramble out some crap like;
"0/\/\G 1 F|_|CK1|\|G 0\/\/N3D J00 |\|00B R0FLOMGFAOSJDASDASDASD"
A quick retraction.
Ok, I need to retract a little from my original posting the other day on Laurie's blog.
After re-reading through a lot of it, I came to the conclusion that perhaps I had 'lashed out' a little too prematurely. I actually find some of it humerous. And really my only beef was the posting about men, to which Evan counter-attacked with a version of his own.
So all in all, things are well again. Although I must make a note to everyone;
The decals, mags and engine in and on my car are fake. I edited them into the pictures, thanks.
Seriously, what the hell is that? Gamers are generally annoying and unintelligent enough with stupid online insults such as "cock wack" and the all time favourite that gets me cowering in the fetal position every time I get called it: "noob" or "newbie".
The absolute last thing we need is a bunch of morons running around in Enemy Territory speaking incoherent numbers and letters. Because I can think of nothing more annoying than being killed by someone named "Charmander" or "Pikachu" and then have them ramble out some crap like;
"0/\/\G 1 F|_|CK1|\|G 0\/\/N3D J00 |\|00B R0FLOMGFAOSJDASDASDASD"
Ok, I need to retract a little from my original posting the other day on Laurie's blog.
After re-reading through a lot of it, I came to the conclusion that perhaps I had 'lashed out' a little too prematurely. I actually find some of it humerous. And really my only beef was the posting about men, to which Evan counter-attacked with a version of his own.
So all in all, things are well again. Although I must make a note to everyone;
The decals, mags and engine in and on my car are fake. I edited them into the pictures, thanks.
After re-reading through a lot of it, I came to the conclusion that perhaps I had 'lashed out' a little too prematurely. I actually find some of it humerous. And really my only beef was the posting about men, to which Evan counter-attacked with a version of his own.
So all in all, things are well again. Although I must make a note to everyone;
The decals, mags and engine in and on my car are fake. I edited them into the pictures, thanks.
| 26 March 2004 |
An analysis of stupidity.
I went blog searching today and came across this blog which was created by this female individual.
And while her consistant nonsensical ramblings of hatred towards pretty much anything (espeically men) irritate me, thats not what gets me wanting to beat myself with a yard stick. It's the sappy comments from other members of the internet that illustrate to the rest of us that she is probably right in some of the stupid inanity she posts.
In reference to this entry she states numerous times things like "The fact that you're over the age of 21 and hitting on a 17 year old girl doesnt make you look all that desired". While I agreed in part with what she was saying, I didn't fully understand the shit she goes through until reading the comments recieved after that post. Lets take a look.
I found that post very hurtful.
If older men can't fantasise about being smooth with young
girls on the internet, I don't know why I have a connection. Sigh
Drexil | Homepage | 03.25.04 - 3:04 am | #
I am madly in love with you, please have my babies crazy girl.
I love crazy girls!@!@
NED | Email | Homepage | 03.25.04 - 2:17 am | #
Clearly these people are idiots.
But so is this girl. I was going to write a whole thing on how much her site sucks, but it's just giving me a headache reading through crap she's posting. Yes, you can tell her blog is similar to maddox's website. However it lacks the kind of reasoning and exalted wit that we have come to expect from maddox. His website tells truths, and is funny to read. Her blog on the other hand, is just plain stupid and there are no truths in it.
She makes a posting about this;
"Sometimes my writing sounds a lot like its ripped off ffrom maddox. Which makes me feel like a degenerate moron who's success can only be acquired by the mimicing of another's genius...."
However, what she says in her blog is exactly that. All she does is insult the intelligence of other people.
"I'm so angry with everyone. I shouldnt have to put up disclaimers explaining that this website is a joke. Fuck you if you're too pansy assed to laugh at unfortunate losers such as yourselves. IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM. If you're really my friend, i dont have to explain myself to you. So piss off."
Congratulations, that just earned you 10 extra points towards everyone thinking you aren't already a deplorable failure.
And while her consistant nonsensical ramblings of hatred towards pretty much anything (espeically men) irritate me, thats not what gets me wanting to beat myself with a yard stick. It's the sappy comments from other members of the internet that illustrate to the rest of us that she is probably right in some of the stupid inanity she posts.
In reference to this entry she states numerous times things like "The fact that you're over the age of 21 and hitting on a 17 year old girl doesnt make you look all that desired". While I agreed in part with what she was saying, I didn't fully understand the shit she goes through until reading the comments recieved after that post. Lets take a look.
| I found that post very hurtful.
If older men can't fantasise about being smooth with young
I am madly in love with you, please have my babies crazy girl. NED | Email | Homepage | 03.25.04 - 2:17 am | # |
Clearly these people are idiots.
But so is this girl. I was going to write a whole thing on how much her site sucks, but it's just giving me a headache reading through crap she's posting. Yes, you can tell her blog is similar to maddox's website. However it lacks the kind of reasoning and exalted wit that we have come to expect from maddox. His website tells truths, and is funny to read. Her blog on the other hand, is just plain stupid and there are no truths in it.
She makes a posting about this;
"Sometimes my writing sounds a lot like its ripped off ffrom maddox. Which makes me feel like a degenerate moron who's success can only be acquired by the mimicing of another's genius...."
However, what she says in her blog is exactly that. All she does is insult the intelligence of other people.
"I'm so angry with everyone. I shouldnt have to put up disclaimers explaining that this website is a joke. Fuck you if you're too pansy assed to laugh at unfortunate losers such as yourselves. IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM. If you're really my friend, i dont have to explain myself to you. So piss off."
Congratulations, that just earned you 10 extra points towards everyone thinking you aren't already a deplorable failure.
| 25 March 2004 |
Awsome Thursday.. not really.
Changed the look of my blog a little, nothing really cool. Still looks bloody ugly.
Added some links on the side for when you're bored and wanna kill time, i'll put some more in later. Got a few cool flash things to chuck on.
Apart from that, not much else has happened. I got a callout at about 02:10 last night, the fog last night was unreal. It was so thick I could barley see 5ft in front of the car.
Turned up a the job and it was already done anyway, waste of time but oh well.
Added some links on the side for when you're bored and wanna kill time, i'll put some more in later. Got a few cool flash things to chuck on.
Apart from that, not much else has happened. I got a callout at about 02:10 last night, the fog last night was unreal. It was so thick I could barley see 5ft in front of the car.
Turned up a the job and it was already done anyway, waste of time but oh well.
| 23 March 2004 |
Tuesday.
Just a minor update because I should really update but haven't got much to say right now.
I went through my files today and found this flash movie. I guarantee you will watch it again.
I went through my files today and found this flash movie. I guarantee you will watch it again.
| 08 March 2004 |
Pimpin'.
Ok, so check it yo! Ma boys and I drove down to tha city yesterday night to check us out some bizatch's.
Tha night started off a little rougher than ma skank ho's ass 'cause we couldn't find a place to kick back on you dig!? But it wasn't long before tha night got bitchin' and we all started havin' a good time!
We ended up goin' to some joint called tha "Gold Fingers" and dayum that place was stylin yo! Them gators in there were fly!
Yo so then ma pimp bro Big-E and I decide we gonna gets ma mate Chris some azn ass and go on the findin' for this ho we seen walkin' around a few times on the passin'. We gots intercepted by some jungle feaver and this ho was shiznat! you know what i'm sayin'!? But she had da booty to sweeze!
Ok so then we's find this gator and she's all like "$60" and that kindsa shitz but we're all like "yo needa drop that price a bit ho!". So then we get her down some price and takin' her to Chris and he's all seemin' pretty suave on the whole thing cause he's neva been in that sitsuat before you know? But he's all like takin' her anyway out back.
So then he comes back and he's all like major happy with the deal and $40 is not so bad! Ok so then after that ma other mate Mitch is like all sittin' there looking dezzo and shitz so then ma bro and I decide we go lookin' for some skank ho for him as well.
We first lookin' at some fine hunny's but a lot were already taken! But thats all cool 'cause I then spottin' some fine azn that we seen before but was taken so like i'm all walkin' up to her and get the deal goin' on!
We take her back and Mitch is all like supa chilled on the idea and he takes her off out back and is out there for like an hour bro! a fucking hour! So we all sittin' 'round wonderin' what the shitz he's up to out there and makin' some bet that he's gettin' the full "treatment" you know what i'm sayin?!
But turnes out he just payin' her fucker loads of dosh to get the real goods!
Anyway after that we all decided it's time to be headin' out back to our pads and hit the sack!
Tha night started off a little rougher than ma skank ho's ass 'cause we couldn't find a place to kick back on you dig!? But it wasn't long before tha night got bitchin' and we all started havin' a good time!
We ended up goin' to some joint called tha "Gold Fingers" and dayum that place was stylin yo! Them gators in there were fly!
Yo so then ma pimp bro Big-E and I decide we gonna gets ma mate Chris some azn ass and go on the findin' for this ho we seen walkin' around a few times on the passin'. We gots intercepted by some jungle feaver and this ho was shiznat! you know what i'm sayin'!? But she had da booty to sweeze!
Ok so then we's find this gator and she's all like "$60" and that kindsa shitz but we're all like "yo needa drop that price a bit ho!". So then we get her down some price and takin' her to Chris and he's all seemin' pretty suave on the whole thing cause he's neva been in that sitsuat before you know? But he's all like takin' her anyway out back.
So then he comes back and he's all like major happy with the deal and $40 is not so bad! Ok so then after that ma other mate Mitch is like all sittin' there looking dezzo and shitz so then ma bro and I decide we go lookin' for some skank ho for him as well.
We first lookin' at some fine hunny's but a lot were already taken! But thats all cool 'cause I then spottin' some fine azn that we seen before but was taken so like i'm all walkin' up to her and get the deal goin' on!
We take her back and Mitch is all like supa chilled on the idea and he takes her off out back and is out there for like an hour bro! a fucking hour! So we all sittin' 'round wonderin' what the shitz he's up to out there and makin' some bet that he's gettin' the full "treatment" you know what i'm sayin?!
But turnes out he just payin' her fucker loads of dosh to get the real goods!
Anyway after that we all decided it's time to be headin' out back to our pads and hit the sack!
| 03 March 2004 |
Modified!
Made some modifications on the Daewoo today, looking ok and she sure goes a lot better with the new engine.
Some new mags and some side decals. Plus some real dark tint on the windows.
New sports engine!
Sick sick sick.
Ok well i'm sick, my throat feels like I swallowed acid or something and my nose is running like a firemans hose.
Went to Hastings day last saturday, that was ok I guess. I wasted $6.00 on some food that made me sick (damn carnies) and went on a few rides. I was in the parade with the SES, i'll post some pictures of it sometime. Can't really be bothered with it right now.
On monday we (SES) had our usual training night, we were sitting around discussing where to go for a weekend this year for some scenario training. We thought Falls Creek would be a good idea, because it's snowing and we can go skiing. It's just a matter of convicning the big guys up stairs why we need to go there for "proper" training.
On the way back home, I got called out. Went down to Mornington and some holden had ran through some poles and almost ran into a shop and power pole. It was a damn close shave.
Some new mags and some side decals. Plus some real dark tint on the windows.
New sports engine!
Ok well i'm sick, my throat feels like I swallowed acid or something and my nose is running like a firemans hose.
Went to Hastings day last saturday, that was ok I guess. I wasted $6.00 on some food that made me sick (damn carnies) and went on a few rides. I was in the parade with the SES, i'll post some pictures of it sometime. Can't really be bothered with it right now.
On monday we (SES) had our usual training night, we were sitting around discussing where to go for a weekend this year for some scenario training. We thought Falls Creek would be a good idea, because it's snowing and we can go skiing. It's just a matter of convicning the big guys up stairs why we need to go there for "proper" training.
On the way back home, I got called out. Went down to Mornington and some holden had ran through some poles and almost ran into a shop and power pole. It was a damn close shave.
Went to Hastings day last saturday, that was ok I guess. I wasted $6.00 on some food that made me sick (damn carnies) and went on a few rides. I was in the parade with the SES, i'll post some pictures of it sometime. Can't really be bothered with it right now.
On monday we (SES) had our usual training night, we were sitting around discussing where to go for a weekend this year for some scenario training. We thought Falls Creek would be a good idea, because it's snowing and we can go skiing. It's just a matter of convicning the big guys up stairs why we need to go there for "proper" training.
On the way back home, I got called out. Went down to Mornington and some holden had ran through some poles and almost ran into a shop and power pole. It was a damn close shave.
