| 26 August 2004 |
Good Sex - A Christian Brainwashing.
To get a quick grasp of what i'm talking about, read this article.
This is another late night Christian television program on Channel 10. You can see this show at 11:30pm.
With their catchy slogan "Talking about what everyone's thinking about", Mixed with the title "Good Sex" How can you resist at least taking a look at it?
But alas! it's not the show you think it is. For the first few ad breaks they talk about sex, and things that slightly interest you (not that it would take much at 11:30pm). And then before you know it... BAM! Christian Bible action right in your face!
The one lady that sits on the right of the panel is a major dyke. And as Evan perfectly put it:
Evan: that blonde chick sits funny
Evan: like there's a stick rammed up her arse controlled by a puppet master leanin her back and forth on the couch
This lady comes out with some classic comments, that makes you question wether someone pissed in her gene pool.
Lady: Do you think Jesus had sexy teenage girls all over him? You know, like how movie stars do? He's like the first World Idol, don't you think that's what it would have been like for him?
Lady: *when seeing a penis erectile pump* I suppose you could make a cocktail out of that?
Lady: *when seeing a penis enlargment pump* I suppose you could make a cocktail out of that?
Like the joke wasn't lame the first time. She had to go forth and cram shit in our ears again by repeating her joke, because no one laughed or took any notice of her the first time.
So yes, while you think you're watching a show talking about sex, you're really being brainwashed by the Anglican Church.
Considering that the show claims to be talking about what everyones thinking about, and they didn't mention once about murdering that lady. I give them half a star.
This is another late night Christian television program on Channel 10. You can see this show at 11:30pm.
With their catchy slogan "Talking about what everyone's thinking about", Mixed with the title "Good Sex" How can you resist at least taking a look at it?
But alas! it's not the show you think it is. For the first few ad breaks they talk about sex, and things that slightly interest you (not that it would take much at 11:30pm). And then before you know it... BAM! Christian Bible action right in your face!
The one lady that sits on the right of the panel is a major dyke. And as Evan perfectly put it:
Evan: that blonde chick sits funny
Evan: like there's a stick rammed up her arse controlled by a puppet master leanin her back and forth on the couch
This lady comes out with some classic comments, that makes you question wether someone pissed in her gene pool.
Lady: Do you think Jesus had sexy teenage girls all over him? You know, like how movie stars do? He's like the first World Idol, don't you think that's what it would have been like for him?
Lady: *when seeing a penis erectile pump* I suppose you could make a cocktail out of that?
Lady: *when seeing a penis enlargment pump* I suppose you could make a cocktail out of that?
Like the joke wasn't lame the first time. She had to go forth and cram shit in our ears again by repeating her joke, because no one laughed or took any notice of her the first time.
So yes, while you think you're watching a show talking about sex, you're really being brainwashed by the Anglican Church.
Considering that the show claims to be talking about what everyones thinking about, and they didn't mention once about murdering that lady. I give them half a star.
| 21 August 2004 |
Say goodbye to heterosexuality.
Ok, so i'm sitting at home today watching the clock tick over until I had to goto work, and I see this music video on TV for a "classic" song called 'White Wedding' by Billy Idol.
grrarr look out ladies, he's got his eye on you.
Ok, so anyway; The video starts out with some in-your-face butt action from 3 ladies in tight leathers shaking their ass to the smooth beats of the song. I'd just like to say, that is isn't the most attractive side to these women (sorry), and it's also unfortunate that the camera keeps it's keen eye on them.
Then we see some lady in a wedding dress being driven in some old school car, followed by a guy on a motorcyle, and I was kind of thinking "I wonder if this guy is evil" because the rider and the women are sort of dangerous looking.
Then the car and motorcycle stop, and the guy gets off. He takes off his helmet to reveal that he is not some evil guy, just Billy Idol in a "bad boy" hair cut.
The lady gets out of the car, and she also looks a bit shocked at his choice of hair style.
Then for some reason he's magically inside this church, where there is someone hammering some nails into a piece of wood. Don't ask me why they are hammering them, there is no explanation for it, they just are. The camera often switches to this person hammering away for no good reason.
Then we see Billy unwrapping some stupid shroud from his head. If you look closely, you can see that he gets the shroud caught on the bling bling he's wearing, but tries to keep singing and tug at it like nothing is wrong. There are a few little clips of him singing and you see that he never did get that shroud out of his bling, and that it's still hanging there. But he's all cool with it like nothing is wrong, and that it isn't choking the shit out of him.
Then bascially for the rest of the whole clip, it's more unnatractive ass dancing by these women. More shots of someone hammering nails, and more shots than needed, of Billy Idol in tight leathers dancing around bearing his chest to all.
grrarr look out ladies, he's got his eye on you.
Ok, so anyway; The video starts out with some in-your-face butt action from 3 ladies in tight leathers shaking their ass to the smooth beats of the song. I'd just like to say, that is isn't the most attractive side to these women (sorry), and it's also unfortunate that the camera keeps it's keen eye on them.
Then we see some lady in a wedding dress being driven in some old school car, followed by a guy on a motorcyle, and I was kind of thinking "I wonder if this guy is evil" because the rider and the women are sort of dangerous looking.
Then the car and motorcycle stop, and the guy gets off. He takes off his helmet to reveal that he is not some evil guy, just Billy Idol in a "bad boy" hair cut.
The lady gets out of the car, and she also looks a bit shocked at his choice of hair style.
Then for some reason he's magically inside this church, where there is someone hammering some nails into a piece of wood. Don't ask me why they are hammering them, there is no explanation for it, they just are. The camera often switches to this person hammering away for no good reason.
Then we see Billy unwrapping some stupid shroud from his head. If you look closely, you can see that he gets the shroud caught on the bling bling he's wearing, but tries to keep singing and tug at it like nothing is wrong. There are a few little clips of him singing and you see that he never did get that shroud out of his bling, and that it's still hanging there. But he's all cool with it like nothing is wrong, and that it isn't choking the shit out of him.
Then bascially for the rest of the whole clip, it's more unnatractive ass dancing by these women. More shots of someone hammering nails, and more shots than needed, of Billy Idol in tight leathers dancing around bearing his chest to all.
Ok, so anyway; The video starts out with some in-your-face butt action from 3 ladies in tight leathers shaking their ass to the smooth beats of the song. I'd just like to say, that is isn't the most attractive side to these women (sorry), and it's also unfortunate that the camera keeps it's keen eye on them.
Then we see some lady in a wedding dress being driven in some old school car, followed by a guy on a motorcyle, and I was kind of thinking "I wonder if this guy is evil" because the rider and the women are sort of dangerous looking.
Then the car and motorcycle stop, and the guy gets off. He takes off his helmet to reveal that he is not some evil guy, just Billy Idol in a "bad boy" hair cut.
The lady gets out of the car, and she also looks a bit shocked at his choice of hair style.
Then for some reason he's magically inside this church, where there is someone hammering some nails into a piece of wood. Don't ask me why they are hammering them, there is no explanation for it, they just are. The camera often switches to this person hammering away for no good reason.
Then we see Billy unwrapping some stupid shroud from his head. If you look closely, you can see that he gets the shroud caught on the bling bling he's wearing, but tries to keep singing and tug at it like nothing is wrong. There are a few little clips of him singing and you see that he never did get that shroud out of his bling, and that it's still hanging there. But he's all cool with it like nothing is wrong, and that it isn't choking the shit out of him.
Then bascially for the rest of the whole clip, it's more unnatractive ass dancing by these women. More shots of someone hammering nails, and more shots than needed, of Billy Idol in tight leathers dancing around bearing his chest to all.
| 19 August 2004 |
Heyyyy.
| 17 August 2004 |
Get shafted.
That's right guys, it's time for another Shafting.
This weeks shafting goes to the following REALLY bad bloggers.
Can you decypher their language?
http://answermaprayers.blogspot.com/
http://starrydreamy.blogspot.com/
http://wanee-pinkfreak.blogspot.com/
WARNING: The following contains Britney Spears music and very poor site design.
http://summerraine.blogspot.com/
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That's right guys, it's time for another Shafting.
This weeks shafting goes to the following REALLY bad bloggers.
Can you decypher their language?
http://answermaprayers.blogspot.com/
http://starrydreamy.blogspot.com/
http://wanee-pinkfreak.blogspot.com/
WARNING: The following contains Britney Spears music and very poor site design.
http://summerraine.blogspot.com/
| 10 August 2004 |
Australia rules.
I was sitting here at home, bored and just thinking of random cool stuff.
And I remembered how Australia has invented some cool stuff in the past, and decided to look more into our inventions.
I have to say; Australia totally rules, and everyone loves Australia and it's people (who wouldn't?).
Some of the things we've done. Things you may already know (or not).
- Invention of Nanomachines that can detect virus' in the bloodstream.
- Plastic bank notes.
- The bionic ear.
- Black-box flight recorder.
- Orbital engines.
- Wine casks.
- The Pacemaker.
- Penicillin.
- Ultrasound.
- First detection of Quasars and Supernova.
- Refrigeration.
- Microwave technology.
- Synroc (a method of immobilising high level nuclear waste in a synthetic rock).
- Solar powered telecommunications.
- Monoclonal antibodies.
- Memtec (an advanced filtration and separation system for water purification).
- Australian scientists have become world leaders in In-vitro Fertilisation.
- Broncostat (an oral vaccine for bronchitis that reduces attacks of acute bronchitis by up to 90 per cent).
- Gene shears.
- PhysiCAL (the world's first ultrafiltered milk. Low fat, high calcium milk that tastes like whole milk) - that owns.
- SimpliRED HIV (a simple two minute HIV test that allows much faster diagnosis).
- Biological wool harvesting (new technology that enables wool to be harvested without shearing).
- Relenza (a drug that could genuinely prevent or cure the flue).
- Jindalee Radar System (a CSRIO invented radar system that can detect anything in the sky, including the American built stealth bomber).
- A pill that can be taken orally to instantly prevent anthrax from affecting the body.
- Hills Hoist.
- Underwater torpedo.
- Telpahane (the forerunner of the television).
- Electric Drill.
- First powered flight.
- Differential gears.
- The notepad !
- Surf life-saving reel.
- The tank.
- Automatic totalisator.
- Car radio.
- Speedo.
- The Ute.
- Petrol powered lawn mower.
- Solar hot water.
- Supersonic combustion.
- Scramjet.
- The photon powered Quantum computer.
- Teleportation technology.
- The inflatable aircraft escape slide.
- Latex gloves.
Hell, I could do this all night.
Want to know more? click here and let Google do the work for you.
And I remembered how Australia has invented some cool stuff in the past, and decided to look more into our inventions.
I have to say; Australia totally rules, and everyone loves Australia and it's people (who wouldn't?).
Some of the things we've done. Things you may already know (or not).
- Invention of Nanomachines that can detect virus' in the bloodstream.
- Plastic bank notes.
- The bionic ear.
- Black-box flight recorder.
- Orbital engines.
- Wine casks.
- The Pacemaker.
- Penicillin.
- Ultrasound.
- First detection of Quasars and Supernova.
- Refrigeration.
- Microwave technology.
- Synroc (a method of immobilising high level nuclear waste in a synthetic rock).
- Solar powered telecommunications.
- Monoclonal antibodies.
- Memtec (an advanced filtration and separation system for water purification).
- Australian scientists have become world leaders in In-vitro Fertilisation.
- Broncostat (an oral vaccine for bronchitis that reduces attacks of acute bronchitis by up to 90 per cent).
- Gene shears.
- PhysiCAL (the world's first ultrafiltered milk. Low fat, high calcium milk that tastes like whole milk) - that owns.
- SimpliRED HIV (a simple two minute HIV test that allows much faster diagnosis).
- Biological wool harvesting (new technology that enables wool to be harvested without shearing).
- Relenza (a drug that could genuinely prevent or cure the flue).
- Jindalee Radar System (a CSRIO invented radar system that can detect anything in the sky, including the American built stealth bomber).
- A pill that can be taken orally to instantly prevent anthrax from affecting the body.
- Hills Hoist.
- Underwater torpedo.
- Telpahane (the forerunner of the television).
- Electric Drill.
- First powered flight.
- Differential gears.
- The notepad !
- Surf life-saving reel.
- The tank.
- Automatic totalisator.
- Car radio.
- Speedo.
- The Ute.
- Petrol powered lawn mower.
- Solar hot water.
- Supersonic combustion.
- Scramjet.
- The photon powered Quantum computer.
- Teleportation technology.
- The inflatable aircraft escape slide.
- Latex gloves.
Hell, I could do this all night.
Want to know more? click here and let Google do the work for you.
