| 27 December 2004 |
Spreading the Christmas cheer.
The world's most powerful earthquake in more than 40 years struck deep under the Indian Ocean off the west coast of Sumatra, triggering massive tsunamis that obliterated villages and seaside resorts in six countries across southern and Southeast Asia.
Tourists, fishermen, homes and cars were swept away by walls of water that rolled across the Bay of Bengal, unleashed by the 9-magnitude quake.
So far a reported 15,000 people are dead, and thousands still missing.
Full Reports.
Just another great way to celebrate the birth of Jesus... I love Christmas.
Thanks God, that was totally justified.
Tourists, fishermen, homes and cars were swept away by walls of water that rolled across the Bay of Bengal, unleashed by the 9-magnitude quake.
So far a reported 15,000 people are dead, and thousands still missing.
Full Reports.
Just another great way to celebrate the birth of Jesus... I love Christmas.
Thanks God, that was totally justified.
| 06 December 2004 |
More kids letters.
I'm going to continue my latest hatred for kids, with another letter from the Sunday newspaper.
Trees support life.
I have recently learned about the rainforest and the dangers of cutting down trees for paper and clearing land for cattle grazing. Each time we cut down a tree we are reducing the amount of oxygen produced and in a while there will not be enough for us to survive. To stop this, people should find land that will not have to be cleared of trees and grow their trees for paper.
- Alison, 13
I can see you've really done your research there Alison. But I guess you didn't realise that more than 50% of Earths oxygen comes from phytoplankton in the ocean did you? Did you also take into account that grass (from land cleared for grazing) also produces oxygen. And that we already plant our own trees for paper and lumber? What?! You didn't know that? Well then I guess you should stop writing into the newspaper expressing your half-assed researched global problems, that you somehow think scientists don't already know about. Go back to colouring in pictures, and leave the adults to the real stuff. You should also promptly beat your parents for letting you send in that trash.
On another note, I'd also like to mention how much kids suck at swimming.
I went to the local pool on Saturday, and I nearly drowned. Due to the amount of stupid kids slapping their hands in the water attempting to swim (or have a spasm).
Trees support life.
I have recently learned about the rainforest and the dangers of cutting down trees for paper and clearing land for cattle grazing. Each time we cut down a tree we are reducing the amount of oxygen produced and in a while there will not be enough for us to survive. To stop this, people should find land that will not have to be cleared of trees and grow their trees for paper.
- Alison, 13
I can see you've really done your research there Alison. But I guess you didn't realise that more than 50% of Earths oxygen comes from phytoplankton in the ocean did you? Did you also take into account that grass (from land cleared for grazing) also produces oxygen. And that we already plant our own trees for paper and lumber? What?! You didn't know that? Well then I guess you should stop writing into the newspaper expressing your half-assed researched global problems, that you somehow think scientists don't already know about. Go back to colouring in pictures, and leave the adults to the real stuff. You should also promptly beat your parents for letting you send in that trash.
On another note, I'd also like to mention how much kids suck at swimming.
I went to the local pool on Saturday, and I nearly drowned. Due to the amount of stupid kids slapping their hands in the water attempting to swim (or have a spasm).
| 01 December 2004 |
Disco fun!
Sometimes I am called upon do watch over a Blue Light disco that's run by the Police and various other organisations.
Usually the age limit 14, but you'll find that most often, teenagers from up to 17 can manage to squeeze through and cause all kinds of great trouble.
whenever I go to the disco, it never ceases to amaze me the amount of trash you can find there. I mean, I go there with a high understanding of the amount of sluts and try-hards I'm expected to see, but every time I go; these expectations are always breached.
Today I will give you a quick showing of only a small few of the types of kids you'll find there.
The Pre-Teen Slut.
This one is always a favourite of mine, and not for the wrong reasons.
This is probably the most common kind of kid you'll find amongst the girls. I love this category because I often get hit on by them. When they get shot down, they have a look on their face which warms my heart. It's a look of;
"what.. he knocked me back.. I don't understand, I'm hot!"
And then they try again, and again, and again. For the entire night. They will usually end up leaving with some ghetto trash guy and give me a look of: "I have this guy, you miss out" as they walk out the door.
If anyone is wondering; the girl in this photo is 14 year old child "super model" Lacey. The company that runs her site, and many others like it. Get away with what they do because their photo's stop just before the boarder line of child pornography. It's really quite a good scheme. Once she is no longer underage, she will have enough of a fan base to move right into pornography, and selling sex videos over the internet.
Ghetto Trash.
This is another really common type of girl you'll find at these disco's.
Although I wouldn't really call them "ghetto" per se, they are more try-hards. They always wear the same clothing combination whenever I see them. They smoke, and talk ghetto speak.
They hang out with other ghetto-pony guys, and can very often fall under the pre-teen slut category.
They can be easily identified by the way they speak, dress, and pick on girls that aren't as "cool" as they are. You see, these days cool is defined by:
- Talking like an idiot - "fo shizzle my nizzle!"
- Sleeping with anything that has a penis.
- Smoking
- Drinking alcohol while underage
- Drugs
And hell, the list goes on.
The Ghetto-Pony.
You want a try-hard white boy dressing like a black guy? You found it right here!
It's a simple thing: White boy dresses in baggy clothing, and wears as much bling as he can possibly find. Add in a few dashes of Wu Tang and a jacket that flails around as they move rapidly through the crowed, and there you have it. The ghetto-pony!
They are very commonly found with Ghetto Trash girls, and Pre-Teen Sluts. It's good that so many classes of kids can mix together. I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume that none of these ghetto-pony guys are getting laid. They always look too pussy and generally keep quiet and stand slightly away from the crowd of "cool kids".
The Social Retard.
Slow down there kid! You don't want to trip over on your copious amounts of plastic bling and white trash clothing.
Generally very hyperactive, this class of kid runs around and is on a red cordial high all night.
They are usually wearing pretty much anything they could have found in their house. If it was constructed by man, they're wearing it!
They also often act like they're the "popular" ones in the crowd, and strut around like they own the place. They also approach you and talk to you like you're their friend or something.
It's my guess that they're trying to make a friend with security, so that when they eventually get beaten up by some wigga, you'll come to their aid.
The Tough Guy.
The tough guy will literally pick a fight with anyone in the room. Whether it be a kid younger than him, older than him, or a police officer.
They can fall under almost any category of kid, as they are apart of every social group. Generally they are pretty gutless and try to look tough by fighting everyone that looks at them.
And that pretty much sums it up for today.
Soon I will cover more types of kids when I can be bothered.
Usually the age limit 14, but you'll find that most often, teenagers from up to 17 can manage to squeeze through and cause all kinds of great trouble.
whenever I go to the disco, it never ceases to amaze me the amount of trash you can find there. I mean, I go there with a high understanding of the amount of sluts and try-hards I'm expected to see, but every time I go; these expectations are always breached.
Today I will give you a quick showing of only a small few of the types of kids you'll find there.
The Pre-Teen Slut.
This one is always a favourite of mine, and not for the wrong reasons.
This is probably the most common kind of kid you'll find amongst the girls. I love this category because I often get hit on by them. When they get shot down, they have a look on their face which warms my heart. It's a look of;
"what.. he knocked me back.. I don't understand, I'm hot!"
And then they try again, and again, and again. For the entire night. They will usually end up leaving with some ghetto trash guy and give me a look of: "I have this guy, you miss out" as they walk out the door.
If anyone is wondering; the girl in this photo is 14 year old child "super model" Lacey. The company that runs her site, and many others like it. Get away with what they do because their photo's stop just before the boarder line of child pornography. It's really quite a good scheme. Once she is no longer underage, she will have enough of a fan base to move right into pornography, and selling sex videos over the internet.
Ghetto Trash.
This is another really common type of girl you'll find at these disco's.
Although I wouldn't really call them "ghetto" per se, they are more try-hards. They always wear the same clothing combination whenever I see them. They smoke, and talk ghetto speak.
They hang out with other ghetto-pony guys, and can very often fall under the pre-teen slut category.
They can be easily identified by the way they speak, dress, and pick on girls that aren't as "cool" as they are. You see, these days cool is defined by:
- Talking like an idiot - "fo shizzle my nizzle!"
- Sleeping with anything that has a penis.
- Smoking
- Drinking alcohol while underage
- Drugs
And hell, the list goes on.
The Ghetto-Pony.
You want a try-hard white boy dressing like a black guy? You found it right here!
It's a simple thing: White boy dresses in baggy clothing, and wears as much bling as he can possibly find. Add in a few dashes of Wu Tang and a jacket that flails around as they move rapidly through the crowed, and there you have it. The ghetto-pony!
They are very commonly found with Ghetto Trash girls, and Pre-Teen Sluts. It's good that so many classes of kids can mix together. I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume that none of these ghetto-pony guys are getting laid. They always look too pussy and generally keep quiet and stand slightly away from the crowd of "cool kids".
The Social Retard.
Slow down there kid! You don't want to trip over on your copious amounts of plastic bling and white trash clothing.
Generally very hyperactive, this class of kid runs around and is on a red cordial high all night.
They are usually wearing pretty much anything they could have found in their house. If it was constructed by man, they're wearing it!
They also often act like they're the "popular" ones in the crowd, and strut around like they own the place. They also approach you and talk to you like you're their friend or something.
It's my guess that they're trying to make a friend with security, so that when they eventually get beaten up by some wigga, you'll come to their aid.
The Tough Guy.
The tough guy will literally pick a fight with anyone in the room. Whether it be a kid younger than him, older than him, or a police officer.
They can fall under almost any category of kid, as they are apart of every social group. Generally they are pretty gutless and try to look tough by fighting everyone that looks at them.
And that pretty much sums it up for today.
Soon I will cover more types of kids when I can be bothered.
