| 25 January 2005 |
Kids, leave the room..... FFF...
| 24 January 2005 |
Get Shafted.
Oh yeah, it's that time again for another Shaft of the Week.
This weeks shaft will come in a couple of parts, because there's just so much to say.
So much so, that I decided it was too big to fit onto my blog. So i've uploaded it onto my webspace.
Behold this weeks shafting. OBJECTIVE: Christian Ministries.
This weeks shaft will come in a couple of parts, because there's just so much to say.
So much so, that I decided it was too big to fit onto my blog. So i've uploaded it onto my webspace.
Behold this weeks shafting. OBJECTIVE: Christian Ministries.
| 21 January 2005 |
Friday
Ok, so I'm sitting at my PC this afternoon after work, and I thought to myself;
"What else could I be doing that would make this afternoon even more boring and wasteful of time?"
Then it hit me like a blunt hatchet to the head: "Look at the MSN Personals!"
Oh yeah, you know you're bored when you start doing that.
And I've found a couple of nuggets this afternoon that I have to share with you.
I would write about them, make it seem more presentable, but I'm a little lazy today.
HeadJobGiver - Yes, that is actually her MSN title, and yes, she does give head jobs.
Rub_me_down691 - Here's one a little closer to home, Frankston! We are seeing some pure class here.
hot_Wild_sexy_an_Sweet - Another close one from Hastings. Watch out guys, you may not be able to keep it in your pants with this one.
Yep, that wraps up this afternoon, enjoy.
"What else could I be doing that would make this afternoon even more boring and wasteful of time?"
Then it hit me like a blunt hatchet to the head: "Look at the MSN Personals!"
Oh yeah, you know you're bored when you start doing that.
And I've found a couple of nuggets this afternoon that I have to share with you.
I would write about them, make it seem more presentable, but I'm a little lazy today.
HeadJobGiver - Yes, that is actually her MSN title, and yes, she does give head jobs.
Rub_me_down691 - Here's one a little closer to home, Frankston! We are seeing some pure class here.
hot_Wild_sexy_an_Sweet - Another close one from Hastings. Watch out guys, you may not be able to keep it in your pants with this one.
Yep, that wraps up this afternoon, enjoy.
| 20 January 2005 |
Shazang!
Where have I been? What have I been doing? Who cares? Not a lot of people.
But just in case you are someone who clutches onto my blog as your source of life, sucking on it's sweet nectar to get you through the daily grind...
I moved out of home and didn't have the internet for about two weeks.
I know I should post something, but I don't really have a lot to say.
Ok... So what else..
Yeah, work still bites the chode, no mistakes about that. As do customers. Especially the ones that pick through my fucking milk facing looking for the milk at the back with longer expiry dates, like one fucking day makes a difference.
Truckies still suck as well. They ring the buzzer at the back dock on my lunch break, and then abuse me when I finally finish and get to the door. There is a fucking sign there that says "No deliveries between 12:00 and 1:00pm". Clear as fucking day, but of course they're too pepped up on fat and grease to be able to read it. Don't ask me to explain that last sentence, because I can't.
I'd bought some new sunglasses yesterday. I thought originally they looked pretty unique and looked good. Until someone said "hey nice matrix glasses". Ok, for starters, they look like nothing out of The Matrix. But second of all, I promptly kicked my own ass for buying something that looks like matrix anyway. Despite what certain friends of mine think, Matrix != Cool.
What's tomorrow? Friday.. I think it's the 3rd Friday of the month. I guess that's another blue light disco that'll be on. Shall I attend.. yay or nay.. I think today it shall be.. Nay.
Oh I also got my hair cut as well, awesome! Thanks for sharing that information!
Yeah, it looks really short, like I belong in the army or something. Good thing?
Ok, I'm really tired, so I'm gonna leave it there before I say something stupid.
HAHA, say something stupid. I've already embarrassed myself with nonsensical garbage.
But just in case you are someone who clutches onto my blog as your source of life, sucking on it's sweet nectar to get you through the daily grind...
I moved out of home and didn't have the internet for about two weeks.
I know I should post something, but I don't really have a lot to say.
Ok... So what else..
Yeah, work still bites the chode, no mistakes about that. As do customers. Especially the ones that pick through my fucking milk facing looking for the milk at the back with longer expiry dates, like one fucking day makes a difference.
Truckies still suck as well. They ring the buzzer at the back dock on my lunch break, and then abuse me when I finally finish and get to the door. There is a fucking sign there that says "No deliveries between 12:00 and 1:00pm". Clear as fucking day, but of course they're too pepped up on fat and grease to be able to read it. Don't ask me to explain that last sentence, because I can't.
I'd bought some new sunglasses yesterday. I thought originally they looked pretty unique and looked good. Until someone said "hey nice matrix glasses". Ok, for starters, they look like nothing out of The Matrix. But second of all, I promptly kicked my own ass for buying something that looks like matrix anyway. Despite what certain friends of mine think, Matrix != Cool.
What's tomorrow? Friday.. I think it's the 3rd Friday of the month. I guess that's another blue light disco that'll be on. Shall I attend.. yay or nay.. I think today it shall be.. Nay.
Oh I also got my hair cut as well, awesome! Thanks for sharing that information!
Yeah, it looks really short, like I belong in the army or something. Good thing?
Ok, I'm really tired, so I'm gonna leave it there before I say something stupid.
HAHA, say something stupid. I've already embarrassed myself with nonsensical garbage.
| 03 January 2005 |
This may as well be child pornography you twisted fucks.
Time to get back onto the rant wagon and bitch about CSM.
Remember in a few postings ago I metioned 14 year old "super model" Lacey?
If not, here's a picture of her:
Well I was reading over my blog today, basking in my embellishing achievements. And something prompted me to actually have a decent look through Lacey's Website.
And whilst most of the material on there would fuel the burning desires of a lot of sick men. I found myself quite disgusted.
I know that they're getting away with this, and I don't want to sound like some preaching soccer mum saying "ohh that's wrong! the poor angel!".. but.. Ohh that's wrong! the poor angel!
Here are some small still images from just some of the video's of hers you can buy (click for larger image):
Now if it's not just me, that shit gets worse as time goes on...
I don't even know what my case is here. I think you can make your own case for, or against this. But all I have to say, is that she's 14, and someone needs to get a different fucking life.
If you want, you can also download a sample video from her site.
Remember in a few postings ago I metioned 14 year old "super model" Lacey?
If not, here's a picture of her:
Well I was reading over my blog today, basking in my embellishing achievements. And something prompted me to actually have a decent look through Lacey's Website.
And whilst most of the material on there would fuel the burning desires of a lot of sick men. I found myself quite disgusted.
I know that they're getting away with this, and I don't want to sound like some preaching soccer mum saying "ohh that's wrong! the poor angel!".. but.. Ohh that's wrong! the poor angel!
Here are some small still images from just some of the video's of hers you can buy (click for larger image):
Now if it's not just me, that shit gets worse as time goes on...
I don't even know what my case is here. I think you can make your own case for, or against this. But all I have to say, is that she's 14, and someone needs to get a different fucking life.
If you want, you can also download a sample video from her site.
| 01 January 2005 |
The golden shaft!
A few things have made my "Shaft of the week". And I thought that no one would win the Golden Shaft before the year was over. But alas! At the last minute, the Lunacy (Rock & Ride) snuck in and stole the show!
"Lunacy promises to be the ultimate over 18's event held at Luna Park."
- Girl.com.au
"New Year's Eve in St.Kilda will be in overdrive with a party to end all parties as Luna Park will be the setting to bring in 2005 with a bang."
- Carmine Pascuzzi (Mediasearch)
"Finally you don't have to travel for miles or wait until the next day for the biggest New Years Party Melbourne has to offer."
- NYE.com.au
"This NYE at Melbournes Luna Park is going to be huge..."
- ninemsn
"I can't believe I paid $99.20 to see this shit."
- Christopher J. Bradley
Lunacy appeared to have so much promise. And many promises were broken.
Many ticket outlets promised us rides that would last throughout the night, but that promise was promptly broken at 11:30pm when all rides in Lunar Park shut down for the night.
But not before all shops and access to water was shut down at 10:00pm.
Yes, an event with thousands of people drinking alcohol, and no water. I had to approach the First Aid van to ask for water as I was getting dehydrated. And they said they didn't have any water to give me, because they're just "First Aid". Makes sense to me!
They were right when they said it was the party to end all parties. I don't think anyone will want to party ever again after taking part in this atrocity.
With the great bands they had, I don't think I saw one person dancing or anything. Everyone just sat around getting pissed. Literally, people were just sitting around drinking or sleeping. There was no action, and people had to fake excitement on most rides.
They were housing an event with thousands of people, and only had ONE portable toilet facility. Yes only one. I can only imagine the look on the face of the cleaner when he walked into that shit hole this morning. The lines to the toilets were longer than the lines to the rides.
Oh, and what about the midnight fireworks promised? Well I don't know what their idea of fireworks are; but I don't call party poppers "fireworks".
In fact, my mate and I discussed that the only thing that would liven up the place; is a good old fashioned terrorist bombing. Right in the indentation of the drunk crowd.
Girls? What girls? What are these strange creatures?
I don't know, and the guy to girl ratio there was a good 300:2. And in most cases, I couldn't tell if what I was looking at was a girl or a guy. I'm serious, everyone was so butch and was wearing that much makeup, you just couldn't tell!
Walking through the crowed I had some guy drive a toy car up my arm while drooling unequivocally at me. I don't know if he was just stoned and drunk, or trying to tune me.
Yes, I admit. I screamed like a girl on a couple of rides. Well really just one.
But the most frightening ride was the Ghost Train. After stepping off the ride a guy standing outside grabbed my shoulder and said:
"Are you alright mate? That's some pretty intense shit in there.."
And I agreed. If I wasn't driving I would have bought myself a stiff drink.
Once midnight came, my mate and I left. It was just too boring and sad to be there any longer.
On the way back we stopped and watched some half-decent fireworks that a club along Beach Road were setting off. While some idiots set off fireworks in a car park. Only one went to plan. The rest span around and shot back into their car. That was a highlight I guess.
On the walk home my mate pointed out an Asian, and made sure I had seen her. He wasn't too impressed with the 0% Asian factor at Lunacy.
Yeah, well this hurts my head to think anymore about it. So in conclusion. Lunacy was the biggest flop of flops in 2004. And seeing that it continued into 2005; lets make it the biggest flop of 2005 as well!
A few things have made my "Shaft of the week". And I thought that no one would win the Golden Shaft before the year was over. But alas! At the last minute, the Lunacy (Rock & Ride) snuck in and stole the show!
"Lunacy promises to be the ultimate over 18's event held at Luna Park."
- Girl.com.au
"New Year's Eve in St.Kilda will be in overdrive with a party to end all parties as Luna Park will be the setting to bring in 2005 with a bang."
- Carmine Pascuzzi (Mediasearch)
"Finally you don't have to travel for miles or wait until the next day for the biggest New Years Party Melbourne has to offer."
- NYE.com.au
"This NYE at Melbournes Luna Park is going to be huge..."
- ninemsn
"I can't believe I paid $99.20 to see this shit."
- Christopher J. Bradley
Lunacy appeared to have so much promise. And many promises were broken.
Many ticket outlets promised us rides that would last throughout the night, but that promise was promptly broken at 11:30pm when all rides in Lunar Park shut down for the night.
But not before all shops and access to water was shut down at 10:00pm.
Yes, an event with thousands of people drinking alcohol, and no water. I had to approach the First Aid van to ask for water as I was getting dehydrated. And they said they didn't have any water to give me, because they're just "First Aid". Makes sense to me!
They were right when they said it was the party to end all parties. I don't think anyone will want to party ever again after taking part in this atrocity.
With the great bands they had, I don't think I saw one person dancing or anything. Everyone just sat around getting pissed. Literally, people were just sitting around drinking or sleeping. There was no action, and people had to fake excitement on most rides.
They were housing an event with thousands of people, and only had ONE portable toilet facility. Yes only one. I can only imagine the look on the face of the cleaner when he walked into that shit hole this morning. The lines to the toilets were longer than the lines to the rides.
Oh, and what about the midnight fireworks promised? Well I don't know what their idea of fireworks are; but I don't call party poppers "fireworks".
In fact, my mate and I discussed that the only thing that would liven up the place; is a good old fashioned terrorist bombing. Right in the indentation of the drunk crowd.
Girls? What girls? What are these strange creatures?
I don't know, and the guy to girl ratio there was a good 300:2. And in most cases, I couldn't tell if what I was looking at was a girl or a guy. I'm serious, everyone was so butch and was wearing that much makeup, you just couldn't tell!
Walking through the crowed I had some guy drive a toy car up my arm while drooling unequivocally at me. I don't know if he was just stoned and drunk, or trying to tune me.
Yes, I admit. I screamed like a girl on a couple of rides. Well really just one.
But the most frightening ride was the Ghost Train. After stepping off the ride a guy standing outside grabbed my shoulder and said:
"Are you alright mate? That's some pretty intense shit in there.."
And I agreed. If I wasn't driving I would have bought myself a stiff drink.
Once midnight came, my mate and I left. It was just too boring and sad to be there any longer.
On the way back we stopped and watched some half-decent fireworks that a club along Beach Road were setting off. While some idiots set off fireworks in a car park. Only one went to plan. The rest span around and shot back into their car. That was a highlight I guess.
On the walk home my mate pointed out an Asian, and made sure I had seen her. He wasn't too impressed with the 0% Asian factor at Lunacy.
Yeah, well this hurts my head to think anymore about it. So in conclusion. Lunacy was the biggest flop of flops in 2004. And seeing that it continued into 2005; lets make it the biggest flop of 2005 as well!
