| 27 February 2005 |
Your OFFICAL guide to Constantine.
Constantine is probably one of the best movies I have ever seen in my life. It really ranks up there with Ocean's 12 and Rambo.
Before going to see this movie, let's make sure we have all our bases covered:
More CGI than Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within.
Keanu Reeves.
Characters that have little to no meaning in the movie.
More religious references than at a Christian youth group.
Keanu Reeves.
Ending leaving the movie open to a horrible, horrible sequel.
Plot holes bigger than Rosie O'Donnell's mouth.
Keanu Reeves.
Woah, I had to stop there before I got carried away. This movie is such a nugget, I could go forever.
So many things I don't understand about this movie. There is a character (don't remember her name) who is an Angel, or half-breed, or some shit. Who seems to have no relevance to the movie at all but to get her ass whopped by Satan and Constantine in the end. Like, she tries to punch Satan and she couldn't, and then he says some shit like "Looks like he's [God] not on your side anymore" WTF? And then he owns her.
Another point, is why the fuck does hell look like Earth, only destroyed. At what period of time does it update itself to our time, and then trash shit? Ugh, I hate this movie.
Here are some still images from the movie:
I'd love to write a big thing about this, but I can't remember a lot of it. Simply because I tuned out during the movie and just watched the FX, because there was no story.
However one more confusing thing, sometimes Constantine went to hell to see shit. And I think it did some whole "back in time" shit and sometimes when people did stuff at the start and heard voices, it was Constantine in hell saying stuff as he went back in time.. or something. Fuck, I dunno.
Before going to see this movie, let's make sure we have all our bases covered:
More CGI than Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within. Keanu Reeves. Characters that have little to no meaning in the movie. More religious references than at a Christian youth group. Keanu Reeves. Ending leaving the movie open to a horrible, horrible sequel. Plot holes bigger than Rosie O'Donnell's mouth. Keanu Reeves.Woah, I had to stop there before I got carried away. This movie is such a nugget, I could go forever.
So many things I don't understand about this movie. There is a character (don't remember her name) who is an Angel, or half-breed, or some shit. Who seems to have no relevance to the movie at all but to get her ass whopped by Satan and Constantine in the end. Like, she tries to punch Satan and she couldn't, and then he says some shit like "Looks like he's [God] not on your side anymore" WTF? And then he owns her.
Another point, is why the fuck does hell look like Earth, only destroyed. At what period of time does it update itself to our time, and then trash shit? Ugh, I hate this movie.
Here are some still images from the movie:
I'd love to write a big thing about this, but I can't remember a lot of it. Simply because I tuned out during the movie and just watched the FX, because there was no story.
However one more confusing thing, sometimes Constantine went to hell to see shit. And I think it did some whole "back in time" shit and sometimes when people did stuff at the start and heard voices, it was Constantine in hell saying stuff as he went back in time.. or something. Fuck, I dunno.
| 19 February 2005 |
Decisions..
Thinking of buying a new or used small car, but can't decide which one you want?
It's really quite simple, allow me to help you along.
If the image below fails to load, please click here.
P.S. I will also be updating with another 'Shaft of the week' and expanding my Christian Ministries Post to the theories of dinosaurs still existing, and being vegetarian! And maybe even a couple more surpises! So stay glued to your seat pls, kthx.
It's really quite simple, allow me to help you along.
If the image below fails to load, please click here.
P.S. I will also be updating with another 'Shaft of the week' and expanding my Christian Ministries Post to the theories of dinosaurs still existing, and being vegetarian! And maybe even a couple more surpises! So stay glued to your seat pls, kthx.
| 18 February 2005 |
Minor update.
Ok, this is only a small update while I gather my thoughts for a proper one.
I found this log in my email, that I had sent to someone a few weeks ago.
It appears to me that I was really really bored one night, and ventured onto IRC for some immature acts of annoying people. Here is me talking to some girl from Egypt.
I'm aware this log is long, but won't take long to read. She also changes her nickname like 4-5 times.
Cornbread = Me
<grOoOovey> i am 15 i am from paris but i live in egypt
<Cornbread> hot
<Cornbread> in egypt I mean
<grOoOovey> no it s so cold
<Cornbread> really?
<Cornbread> but egypt is a desert
<Cornbread> a hot desert
<Cornbread> where mummies run around and kill people
<Cornbread> right?
<grOoOovey> loooooooool
<Cornbread> do they have electricity in egypt?
<grOoOovey> of course it s not a a desert and if we dont have how can i ll be chattin wiz u now?>
<grOoOovey> dah
<Cornbread> oh yeah
<Cornbread> yes it's a desert
<Cornbread> i've seen the movies
<grOoOovey> u mean that i am now in a desert???????????
<Cornbread> yeah
<Cornbread> well, you live in a mudbrick hut of course
<Cornbread> but still situated in a desert
<Cornbread> with the pyramids in the background
<Cornbread> i'm curious
<fairygodmother> ya u must be
<Cornbread> is it possible to tame the mummies? or do you have to keep them locked away?
<Cornbread> hello?
<fairygodmother> r u somekind livin in another dimantion?
<Cornbread> no
<fairygodmother> so
<fairygodmother> what is the story of the mumies
<fairygodmother> ?
<Cornbread> I don't know. They're just brought to life by curses and kill people
<fairygodmother> dont tell me that u belive oin them
<Cornbread> which brings me to my next question
<fairygodmother> no
<fairygodmother> sry
<fairygodmother> io can t take it wa ymore
<Cornbread> my friend once gave me something from egypt, and said to be careful of curses
<Cornbread> later that day I went to the toilet, for number 2's. And it was really bad
<Cornbread> like REALLY bad. Almost toxic
<Cornbread> like a curse of poison
<Cornbread> do you think it was a curse maybe?
<fairygodmother> what thge hell r u talkin about?
<Cornbread> it confuses me, I think it may have been
<fairygodmother> r u some kind a freak?
<fairygodmother> READ MY LIPS THERE SIS NO SUCH THING AS MUMIES..............
<fairygodmother> OK
<Cornbread> my dog even left the room later and all, I think it was still smelling around me or something :(
<Cornbread> there isn't? ok
<fairygodmother> U GOT TO BE MORE MATURE
<Cornbread> do you have like.. "camel mechanics" like we have "motor mechanics" ?
<Cornbread> like they tune your camel and stuff while you go shopping, and it's all ready and had oil changes and stuff when you get back?
<fairygodmother> camel it s an animal
<Cornbread> yeah, but don't you ride them to school and stuff?
<fairygodmother> oh plz stop talkin about that u rleavin in an another dimanshion
<fairygodmother> u have to be
<fairygodmother> coz i swer that i thinm
<fairygodmother> think*that u r rcrazy or not reaall
<Cornbread> I hope I am reaall
<fairygodmother> get busy
<fairygodmother> and get surious
<Cornbread> can I get ice cream first?
<Cornbread> ice cream rules
<Cornbread> do you have that there?
<Cornbread> oh wait, you don't have electricity
<GrOoOvEyChIcK> bye plz tell me bye
<GrOoOvEyChIcK> COZ I CAN T TAKE IT any MORE
<Cornbread> do you write on stone tablets in school? or papyrus? which do you prefer?
<GrOoOvEyChIcK> bye
<GrOoOvEyChIcK> plz go
<GrOoOvEyChIcK> i am begining to get stupid
<Cornbread> i'll say, you're over reacting
<Cornbread> that reminds me of a song here called "Lets get retarded" by a group called the Black eyed peas
<GrOoOvEyChIcK> MMMMMME EEEEEEEEE.WHAT THGE HELL R U TALKIN ABOUT U R TALKIN LIKE U R SOME KIND A SICHO
<Cornbread> have you heard of them?
<Cornbread> oh wait, you don't have electricity
<GrOoOvEyChIcK> go to hellllllllllllll
<Cornbread> is that where I would meet Osiris?
<Cornbread> what's he like?
<Cornbread> i'd like to chill at a pub with him or something, can you get me his number?
<GrOoOvEyChIcK> lets talk serious honey ok?plz sweety .........ok?
<Cornbread> ok
<GrOoOvEyChIcK> good boy....hey honey how told u tgis stuff?
<GrOoOvEyChIcK> this**
<Cornbread> I don't know
<Cornbread> but I don't want to upset Isis, God of magic
<GrOoOvEyChIcK> from ur imagination?
<GrOoOvEyChIcK> whats ur realigion?
<Cornbread> if Ra takes a holiday, is there no sun? what if he sleeps in!
<Cornbread> these things we don't think of!
<Cornbread> how does Ra get up every morning to bring the sun, when there is no electricity for his alarm clock??
<GrOoOvEyChIcK> u dont belive ion god righjt
<Cornbread> yes, I believe in the many gods
<GrOoOvEyChIcK> there si only one god its the oine that madeu and made me..........ok?
<Cornbread> is his name Michael?
<Cornbread> I know a guy named Michael and he is the coolest guy
<Cornbread> i'd say he's like, close to being god. He's really good at sports
<Cornbread> don't you think there is a sports god?
<Cornbread> do you have sports there?
<Cornbread> like, do you kick a bag of sand around or something?
<Cornbread> because you live in a desert?
<GrOoOvEyChIcK> hey i am gonna tell u somethin ok ?bye coz i chat wiz the only people that belives in god
<GrOoOvEyChIcK> the one god
<Cornbread> I remember a cartoon called "Captain Planet" and these kids had all these special rings. And combined they made a guy with tight pants
<Cornbread> maybe the Gods could combine like that and make one ultimate God
<Cornbread> maybe even the God you're talking about
<Cornbread> except without the tight pants
<Cornbread> hello??
× GrOoOvEyChIcK has left IRC
I found this log in my email, that I had sent to someone a few weeks ago.
It appears to me that I was really really bored one night, and ventured onto IRC for some immature acts of annoying people. Here is me talking to some girl from Egypt.
I'm aware this log is long, but won't take long to read. She also changes her nickname like 4-5 times.
Cornbread = Me
<grOoOovey> i am 15 i am from paris but i live in egypt
<Cornbread> hot
<Cornbread> in egypt I mean
<grOoOovey> no it s so cold
<Cornbread> really?
<Cornbread> but egypt is a desert
<Cornbread> a hot desert
<Cornbread> where mummies run around and kill people
<Cornbread> right?
<grOoOovey> loooooooool
<Cornbread> do they have electricity in egypt?
<grOoOovey> of course it s not a a desert and if we dont have how can i ll be chattin wiz u now?>
<grOoOovey> dah
<Cornbread> oh yeah
<Cornbread> yes it's a desert
<Cornbread> i've seen the movies
<grOoOovey> u mean that i am now in a desert???????????
<Cornbread> yeah
<Cornbread> well, you live in a mudbrick hut of course
<Cornbread> but still situated in a desert
<Cornbread> with the pyramids in the background
<Cornbread> i'm curious
<fairygodmother> ya u must be
<Cornbread> is it possible to tame the mummies? or do you have to keep them locked away?
<Cornbread> hello?
<fairygodmother> r u somekind livin in another dimantion?
<Cornbread> no
<fairygodmother> so
<fairygodmother> what is the story of the mumies
<fairygodmother> ?
<Cornbread> I don't know. They're just brought to life by curses and kill people
<fairygodmother> dont tell me that u belive oin them
<Cornbread> which brings me to my next question
<fairygodmother> no
<fairygodmother> sry
<fairygodmother> io can t take it wa ymore
<Cornbread> my friend once gave me something from egypt, and said to be careful of curses
<Cornbread> later that day I went to the toilet, for number 2's. And it was really bad
<Cornbread> like REALLY bad. Almost toxic
<Cornbread> like a curse of poison
<Cornbread> do you think it was a curse maybe?
<fairygodmother> what thge hell r u talkin about?
<Cornbread> it confuses me, I think it may have been
<fairygodmother> r u some kind a freak?
<fairygodmother> READ MY LIPS THERE SIS NO SUCH THING AS MUMIES..............
<fairygodmother> OK
<Cornbread> my dog even left the room later and all, I think it was still smelling around me or something :(
<Cornbread> there isn't? ok
<fairygodmother> U GOT TO BE MORE MATURE
<Cornbread> do you have like.. "camel mechanics" like we have "motor mechanics" ?
<Cornbread> like they tune your camel and stuff while you go shopping, and it's all ready and had oil changes and stuff when you get back?
<fairygodmother> camel it s an animal
<Cornbread> yeah, but don't you ride them to school and stuff?
<fairygodmother> oh plz stop talkin about that u rleavin in an another dimanshion
<fairygodmother> u have to be
<fairygodmother> coz i swer that i thinm
<fairygodmother> think*that u r rcrazy or not reaall
<Cornbread> I hope I am reaall
<fairygodmother> get busy
<fairygodmother> and get surious
<Cornbread> can I get ice cream first?
<Cornbread> ice cream rules
<Cornbread> do you have that there?
<Cornbread> oh wait, you don't have electricity
<GrOoOvEyChIcK> bye plz tell me bye
<GrOoOvEyChIcK> COZ I CAN T TAKE IT any MORE
<Cornbread> do you write on stone tablets in school? or papyrus? which do you prefer?
<GrOoOvEyChIcK> bye
<GrOoOvEyChIcK> plz go
<GrOoOvEyChIcK> i am begining to get stupid
<Cornbread> i'll say, you're over reacting
<Cornbread> that reminds me of a song here called "Lets get retarded" by a group called the Black eyed peas
<GrOoOvEyChIcK> MMMMMME EEEEEEEEE.WHAT THGE HELL R U TALKIN ABOUT U R TALKIN LIKE U R SOME KIND A SICHO
<Cornbread> have you heard of them?
<Cornbread> oh wait, you don't have electricity
<GrOoOvEyChIcK> go to hellllllllllllll
<Cornbread> is that where I would meet Osiris?
<Cornbread> what's he like?
<Cornbread> i'd like to chill at a pub with him or something, can you get me his number?
<GrOoOvEyChIcK> lets talk serious honey ok?plz sweety .........ok?
<Cornbread> ok
<GrOoOvEyChIcK> good boy....hey honey how told u tgis stuff?
<GrOoOvEyChIcK> this**
<Cornbread> I don't know
<Cornbread> but I don't want to upset Isis, God of magic
<GrOoOvEyChIcK> from ur imagination?
<GrOoOvEyChIcK> whats ur realigion?
<Cornbread> if Ra takes a holiday, is there no sun? what if he sleeps in!
<Cornbread> these things we don't think of!
<Cornbread> how does Ra get up every morning to bring the sun, when there is no electricity for his alarm clock??
<GrOoOvEyChIcK> u dont belive ion god righjt
<Cornbread> yes, I believe in the many gods
<GrOoOvEyChIcK> there si only one god its the oine that madeu and made me..........ok?
<Cornbread> is his name Michael?
<Cornbread> I know a guy named Michael and he is the coolest guy
<Cornbread> i'd say he's like, close to being god. He's really good at sports
<Cornbread> don't you think there is a sports god?
<Cornbread> do you have sports there?
<Cornbread> like, do you kick a bag of sand around or something?
<Cornbread> because you live in a desert?
<GrOoOvEyChIcK> hey i am gonna tell u somethin ok ?bye coz i chat wiz the only people that belives in god
<GrOoOvEyChIcK> the one god
<Cornbread> I remember a cartoon called "Captain Planet" and these kids had all these special rings. And combined they made a guy with tight pants
<Cornbread> maybe the Gods could combine like that and make one ultimate God
<Cornbread> maybe even the God you're talking about
<Cornbread> except without the tight pants
<Cornbread> hello??
× GrOoOvEyChIcK has left IRC
